tan's2002kjlimited wrote:
Two Guys From Chicago
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Two guys from Chicago, Illinois die and wake up in hell. The next day,
the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,
mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, 'What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?'
The two guys reply, 'Well, you know, we're from Illinois, the land of
ice and snow and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit,
you know.'
The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing
and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from
Chicago and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and
drinking beer.
The devil is astonished. 'Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
you seem to be enjoying yourselves.'
The two Chicagoans reply, 'Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Chicago, we've just got to have a cookout when the
weather is this nice.'
The devil is absolutely furious, he decides to turn all the heat in
hell off.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, the people are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail
or moan.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Chicagoans. He
finds them back in their parkas, mittens and hats. They are jumping up
and down and cheering.
The devil was dumbfounded. 'I don't understand. When I turn the heat
up, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold, and you're happy. What is
wrong with you two?'
The Chicagoans look at the devil in surprise. 'Well, don't ya know--if
hell freezes over, that must mean one thing...the CUBS won the WORLD
SERIES !!!!!
And here I always thought living on planet earth as a Cubs fan, was Helll?!