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Author:  Fulltimer [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:44 am ]
Post subject:  Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:

The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Author:  Khaki-KJ [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:09 pm ]
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Thanks Fulltimer! :lol: :D :lol:
Author:  dog_party [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:09 pm ]
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They haven't deployed yet...I ran into those guys this weekend while I was canoeing on the James river!

MMmmmmm, chicken.
Author:  Khaki-KJ [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:22 pm ]
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dog_party wrote:
They haven't deployed yet...I ran into those guys this weekend while I was canoeing on the James river!

MMmmmmm, chicken.


Were you Burt Reynolds or Ned Beatty? :D
Author:  dog_party [ Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:29 pm ]
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Khaki-KJ wrote:
dog_party wrote:
They haven't deployed yet...I ran into those guys this weekend while I was canoeing on the James river!

MMmmmmm, chicken.


Were you Burt Reynolds or Ned Beatty? :D



:-)r

Actually, I was the guy with the biggest gun, so...neither.
Author:  tan's2002kjlimited [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:50 pm ]
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All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.

A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia
may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.
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