Talking while drunk

InCommando · **Posted:** Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:20 pm

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

tommudd · **Posted:** Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:49 pm

have said all of the last ten somewhere in the past I am sure, just can't remember :wink:

Tokyojoe · **Posted:** Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:23 am

Those things that are very difficult are pretty much impossible to say sober....except specificity. I say it at work everyday in my line of work.

dog_party · **Posted:** Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:33 am

Those are awesome! Personally, I can't say Downright Impossible #4 whether I'm drunk or sober.

jeepmedic46 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:20 pm

Those are awesome, next time I pick up a drunk person in the ambulance I'll see if he or she can say those words.

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