I get so drunk that I imagine things

this is spam · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:43 am

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"

"A mongoose."

"What for?"

"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."

"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."

"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."

corwyyn · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:58 am

Hey Spam, where have you been hiding? It's been so quiet around here without you that we've actually had to do WORK!

SO how are the wife and the little spam-lettes?

this is spam · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:06 am

We are doing great!!! Thanks for asking. He is a recent photo of the family at a BBQ.

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:08 am

so wrong yet LMAO :-)r

so when did you become a grandpa? The little spread is so cute :lol:

this is spam · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:20 am

He's a good boy. Here he is at soccer camp with his pals.

jsc7002 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:24 am

I cant believe you let him hang out with deviled ham, Ive heard he's a pretty bad can. :shock:

InCommando · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:33 am

OMG! I have eaten your wife!

JeepinJarhead03 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:51 am

i think i've eaten his whole family and his kids' friends.... bought one of those huge spam variety boxes once for camping, only one I think I spared was the spicy ones

Blue KJ in PA · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:28 am

Hey Spam is this a long lost relative...

JeepinJarhead03 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:23 pm

might wanna get that checked out, could be early signs of ghonasiphaherpalaids

this is spam · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:39 am

InCommando wrote:

OMG! I have eaten your wife!

Taste like chicken....

this is spam · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:43 am

Blue KJ in PA wrote:

Hey Spam is this a long lost relative...

Yes. Poor Richard. He got the chicken pox when he was only a 5oz can. People called him terrible names. Went crazy from working in the cannery all those years.

I get so drunk that I imagine things

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