Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner

this is spam · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:24 am

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner

Thou shalt not misuse the name of Jeep.
Thou shalt not steal any Jeep.
Thou shalt not murder on a Jeep Jamboree, or any other time.
Thou shall respect the land and the animals, for they are what make offroad exciting.
Thou shall covet other Jeeps with respect, for they are family.
Respect your Father, Mother, and Neighbor, for they one day may own a Jeep, should you want to drive it.
Thou shalt not give false testimony against Jeep, especially while telling a fish story.
Thou shalt not commit sale to another, without respect towards Jeep.
Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.
Thou shall idol Jeep, for it was given to rejoice.

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:55 am

ramlebliberty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:56 pm

this is spam wrote:

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner

Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.

I'm pretty sure we all break this one every time we go wheeling. You should replace this with "IF ONE HARMS THOU ARTS JEEP, HE MUST REPLACE/UPGRADE WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN OE! FOR THIS MAKES JEEP HAPPY.

corwyyn · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:03 pm

ramlebliberty wrote:

this is spam wrote:

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner

Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.

I'm pretty sure we all break this one every time we go wheeling. You should replace this with "IF ONE HARMS THOU ARTS JEEP, HE MUST REPLACE/UPGRADE WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN OE! FOR THIS MAKES JEEP HAPPY.

For it is written:

this is spam wrote:

Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.

I believe this one makes allowances for trail carnage, for it was aquired in the pursuit of Jeep Ownership, which is the highest calling of them all

ramlebliberty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:15 pm

corwyyn wrote:

ramlebliberty wrote:

this is spam wrote:

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner

Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.

I'm pretty sure we all break this one every time we go wheeling. You should replace this with "IF ONE HARMS THOU ARTS JEEP, HE MUST REPLACE/UPGRADE WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN OE! FOR THIS MAKES JEEP HAPPY.

For it is written:

this is spam wrote:

Thou shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your Neighbors Jeep.

I believe this one makes allowances for trail carnage, for it was aquired in the pursuit of Jeep Ownership, which is the highest calling of them all

True, but what about the married jeep owners? We need excuses to upgrade. :oops:

take this situation....
#1
me - "hunny i want a ARB!"
wife - " F-U NO!"
ME -

#2
Wife - "what the @#$% happened to the front bumper!?!
me - "hit a rock" :wink:

wife - "how are you going to fix that!?!"
me - "well i can take it to a body shop and pay $1200 dollars for - (baffle wife with b/s to confince her its really expensive) or I can get an ARB for $800 and not have to worry about rocks denting it.
wife - well if its cheaper, go ahead.
me _

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