The Buffalo Theory

this is spam · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:35 am

The Buffalo Theory
The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:08 am

Thank you SPAM

I have learned a valuable lesson about beer.......

JJsTJ · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:23 am

i'll drink to that.

ridenby · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:58 am

I just knew it was good for me,just didn't know why.

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:38 am

You should be given a Nobel for your powerful deduction! Truly masterful! :twisted:

Terry (consumer of malt brew)

tan's2002kjlimited · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:27 pm

"The Buffalo Theory". Thought you were talking
Chicago Blackhawks players for a second. :wink:

oddball · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:55 pm

tan's2002kjlimited wrote:

"The Buffalo Theory". Thought you were talking
Chicago Blackhawks players for a second. :wink:

Actually, I would think "The Buffalo Theory" was in regards as to how a cabbie can have two DUI's, a current suspended driver's license and yet still be working? :roll:

cluelessklewer · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:16 pm

spam, you are awesome!!!

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