JL Rockies references

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:32 am

Some say that when he furrows his brow his forehead becomes a map of the Rocky Mountains and that he once saved a child from embarrassment. All we know is, he's called JL.

linewarbr · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:31 am

He can start a thread about himself without seeming obnoxious - since he's just saying what everyone is thinking.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:24 am

Some say that he was the Big Stig and that his grocery lists have been nominated for the Pulitzer prize nine times. All we know is, he's called JL.

jslibby · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:09 pm

some say the he urinates 130 octane and that his ear wax is made of turkish delight.

stumpjumper_09 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:39 pm

I heard he's the king of anal sex

BVCRD · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:51 pm

stumpjumper_09 wrote:

I just heard he enjoys anal sex

That's just wrong.

stumpjumper_09 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:54 pm

My bad... I edited it...

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:25 pm

stumpjumper_09 wrote:

I heard he's the king of.....

Seriously, have some class. This thread was funny up to this point.

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:43 pm

ihatemybike wrote:

stumpjumper_09 wrote:

I heard he's the king of.....

Seriously, have some class. This thread was funny up to this point.

haterz bring down the Q

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:12 am

Not to mention the post lacked any thought or creativity. Heck, if I was looking to insult you I'd do it kinda like this.

Some say that he had a reverse lobotomy and that he smells of elderberries. All we know is, he's called JL.

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:44 am

Or maybe like this.

Some say that he was an abortion that refused to die and that he holds the record for the longest skid mark, in a pair of boxers. All we know is, he's called JL.

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:56 am

I am the sound of one hand clapping...

InCommando · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:08 am

He enjoys having his PIAW so much that he refuses to wear male underwear....

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:08 am

I can ride a bike with no handlebars

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:10 am

InCommando wrote:

He enjoys having his PIAW so much that he refuses to wear male underwear....

Professional Insurance Agents of Wisconsin?

jslibby · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:17 pm

some say that he taught his first grade teacher how to read and that he can smell corners.

KJ 119 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:52 pm

This is so not gangster.
JL is definitely watering down his sauce.

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:08 am

KJ 119 wrote:

:roll: This is so not gangster.
JL is definitely watering down his sauce.

why you got to be playa hatin'?

jslibby · **Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:20 am

the utah gangsta be al up in yo grill with his grillz up in face.
nothing says gangster like utah and a liberty.
I mean i thought these dade boy in the caddies where gangsta but homies rocking his moms ride.

InCommando · **Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:32 am

JL Rockies wrote:

I can ride a bike with no handlebars

Having removed the seat from the stem gives him all of the control he requires :shock:

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