Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake
recipe....

So here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired
of typing this up every year !
...
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 Bag of Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality, take a large bowl; check the
Tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of
sugar. beat again..... At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is
still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick
the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the
beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila again....

Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the
cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and
wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mristmas

One
of the few recipes that needs to be passed on!! LMAO...

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I don't know what's more fun, makin it or eatin it
Thank you Larry

Larry, looks good, but how bout you make the cake and we drink the tequila!

p.s. Roger Clynes Mexican Moonshine is the best tequila I have ever had if you can find it

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