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 Post subject: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF JEEPING
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:07 pm 
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF JEEPING
1. Thou shalt not dismantle jeep engines in thy living room.
2. Thou shalt not pirate parts from thy family auto for use on thy jeep.
3. Thou shalt not park thy jeep in the garage and let thy family car sit out in the rain.
4. Thou shalt not use thy grocery money to repair thy jeep.
5. Thou shalt stay home at least once a year to mow thy lawn.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy jeep and forsake thy wife and children.
7. Thou shalt not take strange and beautiful girls for moonlight jeeping trips - unless they are married to you.
8. Thou shalt not steel thy wife's black lace undies to use for oil rags when thou breakest down.
9. Thou shalt not look at new vehicles until thou has paid at least one payment on thine own.
10. Thou shalt wash thy family car once for each fifteen times thou washest thy jeep.
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