You're probably wondering why I asked if your name was Dean in the other thread. Well, I ordered some diamond plate ceiling fan blades off of ebay and got this instead:
The seller told me to keep it, but also sent the ceiling fan blades. Being my name isn't Dean this is unusable to me, so if you want it, it's yours. I'll send it to you for the cost of shipping, or I'll give it to you in person if we meet some time. This isn't some Nigerian scam, or some other weird digital scam............
Jim