bullet hole stickers

the1jferg · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:32 pm

I added some bullet hole stickers to my front windshield

csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

im sorry.

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:39 am

I'm sorry also.

Terry

Jeger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:27 am

You used them to cover up real bullet holes...didnt you. That M249 (?) SAW got out of hand and you shot up your jeep :lol:

JJsTJ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:56 am

Hope you can figure out how to remove them.

csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

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tjkj2002 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:44 am

csukoh78 wrote:

Localized Dermatitis, specifically of the neck, is a common but serious condition.

Symptoms include noticable reddening, weight gain, irregular facial hair growth, body odor, unexplained inter-familial pregnancy, a propensity to drink Budweiser, worship of Nascar drivers, and an insatiable urge to hang silicon testicles from the rear bumper of a vehicle.

Severe cases have shown suicidal tendencies and reckless disregard for personal wellbeing by commiting such acts as "bodyslamming" someone off the roof of a house, swimming while drunk, looking down the muzzle of a gun to see if it is loaded, tressle-jumping into two feet of water, and airborne gully crossings in station wagons.

There is a cure, however. Studies have shown that education, specifically reading, can improve one's IQ. This, in turn, has been shown to dramatically reduce the reddening of the neck. Symptoms will subside in time, although there may be permanent reminders, such as the "LuAnn 'n' Bobby 4-Evr" or "Earnhart Lives" tattoo on your forearm.

,I don't have the Earnhart Lives tat yet ,MMMMMMMM Budweiser

WoodysKJ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:09 pm

if he is using them to cover up the real ones, then that means that the real ones came fro INSIDE the car.

Right Bubba, i mean, the1jferg?

MikeD0106 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:09 pm

Maybe they are speed holes and not bullet holes. :lol:

csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

WoodysKJ wrote:

if he is using them to cover up the real ones, then that means that the real ones came fro INSIDE the car.

Right Bubba, i mean, the1jferg?

HAHAHA I thought you meant the silicone testicles!!!

hyedipin · **Joined:** Thu May 11, 2006 10:20 am **Posts:** 1667

so when are you getting one of those baseball or hockey pock though the window with cracked glass-looking things?

CaKJFreedom · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:03 pm

Right after he cleans the fake vomit from the seats.

the1jferg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:01 pm

I axed for it.

csukoh78 :lol:

Actually, I left Alabamy in 1984. Spent 20 years in the AirForce, recieved degrees, retired, and I'm still experiencing the world.

I think it goes with this saying I've heard:

"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl"

ALL JOKING ASIDE...ONE OF MY NUTS IS A "SILTEX" silicon implant. I recieved it in 1992 right before the MASTER called my name.

I was in the Jungles of south America and said "GOD, I'll give my right nut to get out of this situation...And did. TRUE STORY...I'll let you feel it.

I actually put the stickers over some rock chips I repaired with the little pressurized super-glue thingy.

csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

the1jferg wrote:

I axed for it.

csukoh78 :lol:

Actually, I left Alabamy in 1984. Spent 20 years in the AirForce, recieved degrees, retired, and I'm still experiencing the world.

I think it goes with this saying I've heard:

"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl"

ALL JOKING ASIDE...ONE OF MY NUTS IS A "SILTEX" silicon implant. I recieved it in 1992 right before the MASTER called my name.

I was in the Jungles of south America and said "GOD, I'll give my right nut to get out of this situation...And did. TRUE STORY...I'll let you feel it.

I actually put the stickers over some rock chips I repaired with the little pressurized super-glue thingy.

Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was pretty funny. Feel free to use it at any time.

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