Localized Dermatitis, specifically of the neck, is a common but serious condition.

Symptoms include noticable reddening, weight gain, irregular facial hair growth, body odor, unexplained inter-familial pregnancy, a propensity to drink Budweiser, worship of Nascar drivers, and an insatiable urge to hang silicon testicles from the rear bumper of a vehicle.

Severe cases have shown suicidal tendencies and reckless disregard for personal wellbeing by commiting such acts as "bodyslamming" someone off the roof of a house, swimming while drunk, looking down the muzzle of a gun to see if it is loaded, tressle-jumping into two feet of water, and airborne gully crossings in station wagons.

There is a cure, however. Studies have shown that education, specifically reading, can improve one's IQ. This, in turn, has been shown to dramatically reduce the reddening of the neck. Symptoms will subside in time, although there may be permanent reminders, such as the "LuAnn 'n' Bobby 4-Evr" or "Earnhart Lives" tattoo on your forearm.

if he is using them to cover up the real ones, then that means that the real ones came fro INSIDE the car.

Right Bubba, i mean, the1jferg?

I axed for it.

csukoh78

Actually, I left Alabamy in 1984. Spent 20 years in the AirForce, recieved degrees, retired, and I'm still experiencing the world.

I think it goes with this saying I've heard:

"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl"

ALL JOKING ASIDE...ONE OF MY NUTS IS A "SILTEX" silicon implant. I recieved it in 1992 right before the MASTER called my name.

I was in the Jungles of south America and said "GOD, I'll give my right nut to get out of this situation...And did. TRUE STORY...I'll let you feel it.

I actually put the stickers over some rock chips I repaired with the little pressurized super-glue thingy.