It may be cold comfort, but at least CJD dealers don't have a monopoly on idiots in the service department.
Took the '87 up to the MB dealer in Hickory back on Tuesday for a major maintenance appointment. Knew that it would be expensive, but figured as a one-time deal to make sure that engine was healthy and get a good overall evaluation of the rest of the vehicle, find any areas I hadn't spotted and needed to be corrected down the road, might be worth it.
I had 8 quarts of Mobil 1 5W40 in the trunk, and from changing the oil myself, expected at least 1 full quart back, more like 1 1/2 quarts.
When I picked it up this morning, I checked the trunk, and nothing there. I was slightly peeved, figured some tech had scored himself a free quart of oil. But needing to get back home, I wrote off the quart of oil to lessons learned.
I pulled out of the dealership and went down 2 blocks to a gas station to get 3 gallons of dino to get back home (they'd drained and flushed the fuel tank and changed the strainer, putting the minimum amount of fuel back in).
I popped the hood to check the work they'd done on the engine before leaving the immediate area (new timing chain and #6 injector). I pulled out the engine oil dipstick, wiped it off, and checked the level.....
1 1/2 INCHES ABOVE THE FULL MARK!!!!! I checked it 3 times, not believing that the tech had been that f#####g stupid. They had put the entire 8 quarts in the engine, and apparently never bothered to check the dipstick! After the money I had just spent having them go over the beast, and then to find this, "pissed off" would have been the understatement of the century describing my mood.
I went back the 2 blocks to the dealer, found the service advisor, and told him calmly "WE have a PROBLEM". I described what I'd found. To his credit, he came out to the car, popped the hood, and checked the oil himself. Twice. He could hardly believe it either. His face took on a look that said "I'm gonna chew somebody's butt!". Without saying a word, he replaced the dipstick, closed the hood, and made a beeline for the service bay. About 2 minutes later, he came back, got in the car, and drove it into the service bay. A minute or two later he came back and told me not to worry, everything was being taken care of.
Apparently the tech had checked the service manual which said that total oil capacity was 8 quarts, not realizing that on an '87 300D the remote mounted engine oil cooler and lines retained 1 to 1 1/2 quarts with everything else drained down, and simply dumped in the stated quantity as he was used to doing on newer models.
The nasty thought did cross my mind to walk back in the service bay with the dipstick, find the young gent, and politely ask him "Have you ever seen one of THESE before?".
About an hour later, the SA pulled the car back out front, now with the oil at the proper level, no additional charge (d##n well better not have been!). Being literally within minutes of being late for work, there wasn't time to quibble over getting a quart of oil back out of them, just to hop in and start the 45 mile trek back home, change clothes, and rush to work.
So for those of us that have experienced just how infinitely obtuse the service dept at a CJD dealership can be, take heart - looks as though DC has decided to share the wealth across the board.