Have you ever?

blake1827 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:12 pm

Things have been looking a little too serious in our CRD threads lately...

nursecosmo · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:02 am

Yes but not in the CRD. The worst smoke that I ever made was burning a high % of motor oil in my fuel. My pumped up CTD is another story though. :twisted:

drtydzel · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:03 am

yes but also not in my CRD it was in my 01 Powerstroke in Florida this dude in a convertible Ferrari cut me off so i put my pipe next to his door at the next light and just blew soot all over the side of his pretty read Ferrari.

RTStabler51 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:42 pm

Yup. Do it quite frequently. I think most think that the jeep is going to let go or something from the smoke

gsbrockman · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:18 pm

Nothing like filling some tailgating arsehole's windshield with some blackened #2 on an on-ramp to the interstate. :twisted:

Greg

curtis · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:19 pm

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

I remember last year when a nice shiny BMW was ridin my tail cause I wasn't speeding enough for him. So When he followed me onto the entrance ramp to the highway, I cranked to tuner box up to high output and held the pedal to the floor for about a mile, Once he finally caught up to me he paseed me and showed me that I was # 1. I guess that is what one finger means, Right?

Pablo · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1201

curtis wrote:

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

I remember last year when a nice shiny BMW was ridin my tail cause I wasn't speeding enough for him. So When he followed me onto the entrance ramp to the highway, I cranked to tuner box up to high output and held the pedal to the floor for about a mile, Once he finally caught up to me he paseed me and showed me that I was # 1. I guess that is what one finger means, Right?

Extra points for doing it to a BMW. I am still stock and don't blow much smoke, even if I wanted to do so.

However, I did manage to cut off an ambulance chasing guy pulling out of a law firm in a BMW Z3 with three tons of gel in his hair. I pulled into the left turn lane to make a left onto a busy street. Instead of pulling up behind me in the left turn lane, he tried to pass me in the oncoming traffic lane and cut me off! I floored it, got through the intersection and into the median, turned to fit in the median lane and came to a stop. Unfortunately for him, this blocked his egress and he was forced to stop in the middle of the street. Since it was not clear for me to pull out into traffic on the other side, I waited. I proceeded to watch a cement truck head straight toward the BMW at around 45 mph. The little BMW avoided getting broadsided by backing up the street from whence he came. I have never seen a BMW go so fast in reverse. I guess that is what they mean by the "Ultimate driving experience". Sure hope that experience comes with "stain resistant drivers seat".

dog_party · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:14 pm

Maybe...

Wobbly · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:36 am

We were parked in our old Powerstroke watching the city park where our Camry had been broken into. A young couple decided to park right next to us in a Jeep. Then they cranked up their amp with some acid rock. Evidently they wanted to discourage our presence. I cranked up the 400K mile Powerstroke and smoked them out in order to continue our surveillance.

We noted their license plate and gave their description to a detective working on the long series of car break-ins at the park. Turned out that they were meth addicts and were responsible for most of the thefts there. Both were convicted of check fraud and theft and sent to the pen.

A few weeks later parked in the same spot, we noticed a young lady in a sports car park, and then peer into several cars. As she was inserting a screwdriver in one of the cars doors, we fired up the Powerstroke and then pinned her car in. The person whose purse she had grabbed was reluctant to press charges, but finally did. A month later we read about the same lady being arrested for another theft.

Moral: Thieves are looking for purses and valuables hidden under car seats at parks and trail heads .

UFO · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:28 pm

None of my diesels will blow visible smoke. What do you do -- intentionally plug your air filter?

RTStabler51 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:55 pm

UFO wrote:

None of my diesels will blow visible smoke. What do you do -- intentionally plug your air filter?

Mine will only do it if I haven't floored it in a while.

ChesterCRD · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:38 pm

UFO wrote:

None of my diesels will blow visible smoke. What do you do -- intentionally plug your air filter?

Downshift. Works like a charm in mine....but a little dangerous since tailgators are usually close.

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:01 pm

Whenever I get "that kid" with the loud stereo at the red light, I would fire the Edge switch to level 3 and hit the trottle. Usually, the widows are up by the next traffic light. I consider it a public service.

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:10 pm

Us guys with the 3.7L miss all the fun! Keep it up people! :twisted:

Terry

aandlwoods · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:53 pm **Posts:** 96

Pablo wrote:

curtis wrote:

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

I remember last year when a nice shiny BMW was ridin my tail cause I wasn't speeding enough for him. So When he followed me onto the entrance ramp to the highway, I cranked to tuner box up to high output and held the pedal to the floor for about a mile, Once he finally caught up to me he paseed me and showed me that I was # 1. I guess that is what one finger means, Right?

Extra points for doing it to a BMW. I am still stock and don't blow much smoke, even if I wanted to do so.

However, I did manage to cut off an ambulance chasing guy pulling out of a law firm in a BMW Z3 with three tons of gel in his hair. I pulled into the left turn lane to make a left onto a busy street. Instead of pulling up behind me in the left turn lane, he tried to pass me in the oncoming traffic lane and cut me off! I floored it, got through the intersection and into the median, turned to fit in the median lane and came to a stop. Unfortunately for him, this blocked his egress and he was forced to stop in the middle of the street. Since it was not clear for me to pull out into traffic on the other side, I waited. I proceeded to watch a cement truck head straight toward the BMW at around 45 mph. The little BMW avoided getting broadsided by backing up the street from whence he came. I have never seen a BMW go so fast in reverse. I guess that is what they mean by the "Ultimate driving experience". Sure hope that experience comes with "stain resistant drivers seat".

Its the ultimate driving MACHINE.... lay off the beamers guys. They are so fun to drive and the gas pedal is addicting. Oh yeah, i love smoking tailgaters in the CRD.

dirtmover · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:21 pm

Absolutely, but it's a bit like playing a video game where once you've used up your shields you need to wait a while for them to recharge. I need to do about a weeks worth of conservative driving to get a decent blow out. :lol:

My best smokin' ever was my Morris Minor when it developed a quarter sized hole in the top of one of the pistons. I had to drive 60 miles with it blowing thick black smoke to get home.

Pablo · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1201

aandlwoods wrote:

Pablo wrote:

curtis wrote:

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

Its the ultimate driving MACHINE.... lay off the beamers guys. They are so fun to drive and the gas pedal is addicting. Oh yeah, i love smoking tailgaters in the CRD.

The 3 series is nice, but I don't know about "ULTIMATE", I will take an equivalent priced Porsche any day. The Z4 with those runflat tires rides like a Pontiac Firebird from 1985. I-Drive? Yeah, I want Microsoft controlling my car. That is the ULTIMATE experience. Reboot.... reboot... what the hell is it doing now? Reboot... I tell you what... when someone besides guido greeser bar hoppers from Scottsdale start driving BMW's (and if they learn to single lane changes instead of cutting you off or passing on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD) my opinion of them may change. Until then I can safely assume the average driver of a BMW has an IQ 5 points higher than the average Hummer H2 driver, but at night is probably more intoxicated.

aandlwoods · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:53 pm **Posts:** 96

Pablo wrote:

curtis wrote:

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

Its the ultimate driving MACHINE.... lay off the beamers guys. They are so fun to drive and the gas pedal is addicting. Oh yeah, i love smoking tailgaters in the CRD.

The 3 series is nice, but I don't know about "ULTIMATE", I will take an equivalent priced Porsche any day. The Z4 with those runflat tires rides like a Pontiac Firebird from 1985. I-Drive? Yeah, I want Microsoft controlling my car. That is the ULTIMATE experience. Reboot.... reboot... what the hell is it doing now? Reboot... I tell you what... when someone besides guido greeser bar hoppers from Scottsdale start driving BMW's (and if they learn to single lane changes instead of cutting you off or passing on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD) my opinion of them may change. Until then I can safely assume the average driver of a BMW has an IQ 5 points higher than the average Hummer H2 driver, but at night is probably more intoxicated.

Ummmm what equivalent priced porsche are you talking about? Because i dont know of any unless you want one thats 15 years old. The cars have runflats because they dont come with a spare tire. If you want a car that rides like a grandpa car, get a Cadillac. IDrive is an option genius, not standard equipment. I dont have it and i know it causes problems. Have you ever owned a BMW, or did you just google bmw problems? I think you are just stereo-typing a bad experience. Oh yeah, another term for a guido, blowout. Those are the ones that gel up their hair and then blow dry it to a spikey crisp, fake tan and think they are gods gift. They dont only drive BMW's though.

Pablo · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1201

aandlwoods wrote:

Pablo wrote:

curtis wrote:

Me too, I love smoking tailgaiters :lol:

Its the ultimate driving MACHINE.... lay off the beamers guys. They are so fun to drive and the gas pedal is addicting. Oh yeah, i love smoking tailgaters in the CRD.

The 3 series is nice, but I don't know about "ULTIMATE", I will take an equivalent priced Porsche any day. The Z4 with those runflat tires rides like a Pontiac Firebird from 1985. I-Drive? Yeah, I want Microsoft controlling my car. That is the ULTIMATE experience. Reboot.... reboot... what the hell is it doing now? Reboot... I tell you what... when someone besides guido greeser bar hoppers from Scottsdale start driving BMW's (and if they learn to single lane changes instead of cutting you off or passing on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD) my opinion of them may change. Until then I can safely assume the average driver of a BMW has an IQ 5 points higher than the average Hummer H2 driver, but at night is probably more intoxicated.

Ummmm what equivalent priced porsche are you talking about? Because i dont know of any unless you want one thats 15 years old. The cars have runflats because they dont come with a spare tire. If you want a car that rides like a grandpa car, get a Cadillac. IDrive is an option genius, not standard equipment. I dont have it and i know it causes problems. Have you ever owned a BMW, or did you just google bmw problems? I think you are just stereo-typing a bad experience. Oh yeah, another term for a guido, blowout. Those are the ones that gel up their hair and then blow dry it to a spikey crisp, fake tan and think they are gods gift. They dont only drive BMW's though.

I have driven the 3 and the Z3 and the Z4, I would not own a BMW, at least not for the money they want. New Porsche Boxsters start around 40,000. That is well within the range of someone wanting a Beemer. Caymans are around 50,000, again well within the range of someone wanting a BMW. I-drive is NOT optional on ANY BMW in the 5, 6, or 7 series. BTW a Cadillac CTS-V will outhandle and out accelerate many a BMW, and costs less than most of them.

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curtis · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:36 pm

I would like to go on record stating that I really don't hold any Prejudice over any particular type of vehicle I lay the smoke to, I'm an equal opportunity smoker. :lol:

And you know how those little tuner cars with the massive exhaust tip (and load music) pull up next to you at a traffic light and revs his motor like he wants to race.
I love the look on the punk tuner car driver's face when I proceed to smash the throttle and leave him behind like he was riding on a moped wondering "What the heck was in that chick jeep?"

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