Ok... First off - YAY for not borking the timing! FYI: I was coming to Raleigh to do a timing belt, and while my schedule for that other one is tight, I would be happy to discuss doing yours, since you are OVERDUE (shame!) for it on your CRD.
Give your wife a hug, b/c she didn't break your CRD.
Now, the not-so-great news. You won't be able to siphon it from the tank neck, there is an anti-siphon thing at the bottom which will block you. If you are game for a few bucks investment however, hit the local parts shack and get a "Mr Gasket" inline fuel pump. Ideally, you want the one that is about $60, and green for diesel. However, if all they have is the black and red one... Who cares. This is ONLY to suck out the tank. Also get a spool of 20 gauge wire, you will need about 30 feet or so to power the pump. Get about 7-10 feet of 5/16 fuel line and a couple hose clamps. Don't forget a bottle of Diesel 911, or if they don't have that, get 2 bottles (32 ounce size) of Power Service Silver Bottle, and a new fuel filter.
Get under the back and have a look at the lines from the tank. The larger plastic line is the one you want, that is the suction line from the tank. Cut the plastic someplace convenient, bathe in fuel (don't worry, repairing this later is easy, and it is actually a small upgrade too) and shove the fuel line over the plastic tube and clamp it down.
Out from under the CRD (This is why you want a long hose) connect the hose to the inlet side of the fuel pump. Maybe use a small length on the outlet side, you are going to want to put that into 5 gallon cans for a while. run the wire to the battery and let it rip. Yea, this is gonna take a LONG time. But it is the fastest and cheapest way I know of to un-fuel a vehicle like the CRD when you've borked it.
You can actually use the fuel in a gasoline vehicle without any problems, just mix it at about 2.5-gallons-into-15 to get rid of it. Believe it or not, but a lot of the fuel you buy is contaminated by other fuels to a small percentage, 5% or so shouldn't be any problem at all. You might notice a slight drop in mileage, but it will burn OK as a mix. Just not in a diesel!

While the tank is draining, pull the filter off, pour it out... Throw it out. It is contaminated, and the percentage is too high in there to expect that you will be able to recover that. Pour the Diesel 911 DIRECTLY into the filter, and put it onto the mount. Don't worry about the fuel line back to the tank - You just drained it by removing the filter with the line cut. It is all over the driveway now. Oops.

Once the tank is dry, put the fuel line back together by removing the quick-clip on the side heading to the engine... And cut a small length of that fuel hose to reach the bare metal of the connection - Hose clamp it in place, and you are now ready for fresh DIESEL in to the tank. Add the rest of the Diesel 911 (use the whole bottle) into the tank, OR both bottles FULL STRENGTH if you had to get the Power Service Silver.
Once you have a few gallons of diesel in there, start it up (it should fire fairly quickly) and let it run with that mix for a good 10 minutes to really wash everything out. It should smooth out fairly quickly, but you want to give it a good washing with actual diesel.
All in all, your CRD *should* be OK with this. I had a misfueling on my Jetta years ago, and it was fine too... After I did just about all this, except that I had easy access to the fuel tank TOP from under the seat. Had to throw out that shop-vac after tho.
