Just an April Fools joke.

geordi · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:41 am

Way to willfully not get the joke and beat that dead horse.

TURBO-DIESEL-FREAK · **Joined:** Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:29 pm **Posts:** 1167

You are posting this on April Fool's Day... Should we be taking you seriously?

And, have you settled your dispute with highironcrd?

JasonKJ · **Joined:** Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:38 pm **Posts:** 41

Haha, classic.

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flash7210 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:08 am

I just ordered a new replacment for my Liberty CRD from my friendly local Jeep dealer.

mass-hole · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:47 am

Didnt even phase me that someone would post a thread with this title.

erockskj · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:58 am

This had me lmao :-)r

racertracer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:20 pm

TURBO-DIESEL-FREAK wrote:

You are posting this on April Fool's Day... Should we be taking you seriously?

And, have you settled your dispute with highironcrd?

X2

CGman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:14 pm

You had me until "all my services are now free"...

highironcrd · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:52 pm **Posts:** 133

geordi wrote:

So I've decided that I've had enough and I'm getting out. To use up all of the stockpile of parts that I have laying around, all services are now free, first come first served on bookings. Timing belts, valve jobs, spare parts... All of it is up for grabs until it is all gone.

Right now here is a quick inventory of parts that I have:
3 CP3 pumps
15 injectors
3 fuel rails
4 valve covers
2 cylinder heads
16 glow plugs
32 valves
5 thermostats including three of Jeff's HDS thermostats
5 head gaskets
4 timing belt kits
8 water pumps
75 rockers
5 V6 airboxes
6 camshaft pulleys
4 harmonic balancers
4 engine covers
1 april fool
5 fuel filters
6 camshafts

Seriously for those who didn't bother to get the joke... April Fool! You should know better than to trust something surprising on today of all days.

OH ! VERY FUNNY! Nothing like JOKING about how big a pussgut lil kleptomaniac you truly are,...Did You Forget your old friend Jim,???, WELL! didn't forget you.

TURBO-DIESEL-FREAK · **Joined:** Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:29 pm **Posts:** 1167

It certainly seems like you still have a MAJOR problem with highironcrd, geordi.

Perhaps it would be better if you spent less time trying to be a comedian, and more time treating your customers with some respect and with some fair business practices.

You reputation has taken a SEVERE beating over the way to short-changes highironcrd. It is not too late to salvage some of your reputation by paying back the money you owe him.

I can help. I have several customers that would love a Hot Diesel Solutions Model 001 engine thermostat assembly, but can not afford it. If you indeed have three Model 001s, would you be open to the idea of giving those thermostats to highironcrd so he can sell them and recoup some of the money you owe him? You could also do this with other CRD parts inventory you may have.

Perhaps I can arrange to have my customers pay highironcrd directly a pre-determined amount for these Model 001s, and you ship them to the customers. Of course, you would have to prove you actually have three Model 001s.

racertracer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:00 am

TURBO-DIESEL-FREAK wrote:

It certainly seems like you still have a MAJOR problem with highironcrd, geordi.

Perhaps it would be better if you spent less time trying to be a comedian, and more time treating your customers with some respect and with some fair business practices.

You reputation has taken a SEVERE beating over the way to short-changes highironcrd. It is not too late to salvage some of your reputation by paying back the money you owe him.

I can help. I have several customers that would love a Hot Diesel Solutions Model 001 engine thermostat assembly, but can not afford it. If you indeed have three Model 001s, would you be open to the idea of giving those thermostats to highironcrd so he can sell them and recoup some of the money you owe him? You could also do this with other CRD parts inventory you may have.

Perhaps I can arrange to have my customers pay highironcrd directly a pre-determined amount for these Model 001s, and you ship them to the customers. Of course, you would have to prove you actually have three Model 001s.

TURBO, that's good thinking.

flman · **Posted:** Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:12 pm

Geordi can depend on me never recommending his services.

Not a good idea burning bridges where 90% of your income comes from.

TURBO-DIESEL-FREAK · **Joined:** Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:29 pm **Posts:** 1167

I just received word from a customer of mine that even the part of the CRD inventory list that geordi posted - the part where he claims he has 3 H.D.S. Model 001s - is B.S.

geordi, why are you digging such a hole for yourself? Humor from you is NOT what is needed right now. We need you to do the proper thing and make things right with highironcrd, and anyone else you screwed over.

racertracer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:05 pm

Silence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqy4cAQVzLU

Just an April Fools joke.

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