It is currently Sun Jun 16, 2024 3:19 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: need advice.....
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:46 am 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:26 pm
Posts: 174
Location: altamonte springs, fla. (orlando)
found this on the internet......

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs....phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with
the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always
stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks
down the drive. Although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached
the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Jeep Wrangler
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my Jeep, that I noticed that my engine seem to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

:P

_________________
steve

'98 TJ sport gunmetal blue
33's with modifications to make them fit....still need a few more things....

first jeep....
'04 liberty sport 4x4 khaki
modified as recommended by L.O.S.T.....major fun on vacation....

L.O.S.T. (in fla.) #000496


Last edited by camper on Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:49 am 
Offline
LOST Addict
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 4:27 pm
Posts: 2130
Location: Dayton, OH
LMAO...thats great. I was wondering where this one was going..

_________________
It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

06 CRD Sport
Built 5/11/06
Jeep Green
Rocklizard diff cover
V6 Airbox


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:57 pm 
Offline
LOST Newbie

Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:28 pm
Posts: 10
Location: Pocono Mountains, PA
My Goodness!
I was reading this intently and was like Wow, I have felt this pain before. I took it to the dealer and got it sorted out quickly.

_________________
AKA: JKinPA L.O.S.T. #000276

2002 Liberty Renegade - Silver Some Mods.
2003 Grand Cherokee Laredo - Black No Mods.
2007 Wrangler Sahara - Steel Blue Mods..Soon, Grass-hopper!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:40 pm 
Offline
LOST Newbie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:38 pm
Posts: 81
Location: Ontario, Canada
LOL.. That was great... nice way to describe an important situation...

_________________
Emilio

2006 Liberty CRD Limited
Viper remote starter / alarm
Rocky Road 2.5" Lift
"Rubicon" 16" Wheels
Goodyear Wrangler MT/R - 245/75/16 -
EDGE Products CRD EZ Module


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:46 pm 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:37 pm
Posts: 7928
Location: Big Bear & Lancaster, Ca.
Steve, Bring it to Moab and we will take a look a it for ya! :wink:

Rear main seals are a bit of a PITA to fix but doable by someone w/ Your skills. It could just be a pan gasket or perhaps the valve cover gasket is leaking and running down the back of the engine (common and often mistaken for rear main). Where are you seeing the leak?

_________________
99 TJ
71 C101
04 KJ
03 SFA KJ Sport
LOST JEEPS So-Cal


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:57 pm 
Offline
Forum Admin
Forum Admin

Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:23 pm
Posts: 2776
Location: The call is coming from inside the house
That's great!!!!!!

_________________
- Burchie


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:31 pm 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:26 pm
Posts: 174
Location: altamonte springs, fla. (orlando)
just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:

_________________
steve

'98 TJ sport gunmetal blue
33's with modifications to make them fit....still need a few more things....

first jeep....
'04 liberty sport 4x4 khaki
modified as recommended by L.O.S.T.....major fun on vacation....

L.O.S.T. (in fla.) #000496


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:12 pm 
Offline
Forum Admin
Forum Admin
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:33 am
Posts: 1845
Location: Monterey Bay, Ca
Man, I was so bummed for you still I got to the last part! Great joke.

I do think you should take the Jeep to Moab just so we can be sure about the leak..... :D

_________________
Nanette

03 Freedom with some neat stuff done to it that I learned about here.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:32 pm 
Offline
LOST Newbie
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:15 am
Posts: 66
Location: Cambridge, VT
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats great! hahaha

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:55 pm 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:37 pm
Posts: 7928
Location: Big Bear & Lancaster, Ca.
camper wrote:
just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:


sheesh! :roll: :lol:

_________________
99 TJ
71 C101
04 KJ
03 SFA KJ Sport
LOST JEEPS So-Cal


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:48 am 
Offline
Mr. Machine
Mr. Machine
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:15 pm
Posts: 1340
Location: Sebastopol CA
JJsKJ wrote:
camper wrote:
just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:


sheesh! :roll: :lol:


Bagged yah, JJ! :-)r


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:44 am 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:37 pm
Posts: 7928
Location: Big Bear & Lancaster, Ca.
see if I offer up help again. :roll: :lol:

_________________
99 TJ
71 C101
04 KJ
03 SFA KJ Sport
LOST JEEPS So-Cal


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:37 am 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:47 pm
Posts: 395
Location: Leesburg, Florida
DANG IT STEVE, You got me for a minute there!!!

Wes

_________________
2006 Jeep Liberty Sport (KJ4DIW) Ham / Warn 9500ti

http://www.cardomain.com/id/wesbronco


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:03 pm 
Offline
Lifetime Member
Lifetime Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:11 pm
Posts: 995
Location: Fresno, CA
LMAO!!! I was also wonderin where that was headed :)

_________________
Brian

'05 Yellow TJ Rubicon 6spd

Click here for my Jeep Mods

Redneck Yacht Club for life!!


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group. Color scheme by ColorizeIt!
Logo by pixeldecals.com