found this on the internet......
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs....phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with
the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always
stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks
down the drive. Although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached
the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Jeep Wrangler
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my Jeep, that I noticed that my engine seem to be
leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?
Thanks,