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Author:  camper [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:46 am ]
Post subject:  need advice.....

found this on the internet......

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs....phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with
the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always
stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks
down the drive. Although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached
the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Jeep Wrangler
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my Jeep, that I noticed that my engine seem to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

:P

Author:  Jeger [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:49 am ]
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LMAO...thats great. I was wondering where this one was going..

Author:  KJinPA [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:57 pm ]
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My Goodness!
I was reading this intently and was like Wow, I have felt this pain before. I took it to the dealer and got it sorted out quickly.

Author:  Emos Way [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:40 pm ]
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LOL.. That was great... nice way to describe an important situation...

Author:  JJsTJ [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:46 pm ]
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Steve, Bring it to Moab and we will take a look a it for ya! :wink:

Rear main seals are a bit of a PITA to fix but doable by someone w/ Your skills. It could just be a pan gasket or perhaps the valve cover gasket is leaking and running down the back of the engine (common and often mistaken for rear main). Where are you seeing the leak?

Author:  Burchie [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:57 pm ]
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That's great!!!!!!

Author:  camper [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:31 pm ]
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just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:

Author:  CaKJFreedom [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:12 pm ]
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Man, I was so bummed for you still I got to the last part! Great joke.

I do think you should take the Jeep to Moab just so we can be sure about the leak..... :D

Author:  asgates [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:32 pm ]
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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats great! hahaha

Author:  JJsTJ [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:55 pm ]
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camper wrote:
just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:


sheesh! :roll: :lol:

Author:  lilmatty [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:48 am ]
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JJsKJ wrote:
camper wrote:
just to be clear, the above was just humor.....if gail WOULD go out with the girls, I could hang out on the jeep forums more often.....







I have no oil leaks.... :wink:


sheesh! :roll: :lol:


Bagged yah, JJ! :-)r

Author:  JJsTJ [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:44 am ]
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see if I offer up help again. :roll: :lol:

Author:  RedJeepCRD [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:37 am ]
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DANG IT STEVE, You got me for a minute there!!!

Wes

Author:  kj in a tight spot [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:03 pm ]
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LMAO!!! I was also wonderin where that was headed :)

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