Chuckle you are not the first one. See
http://www.beesvillebeefarm.com/jeep.html for a bit of a how to. As I recall the fan nut is 36mm and you can either use the allen key trick or a "long" socket on the same nut to hold the fan base in place while you persuade the nut to come loose. I have the Lislie pneumatic fan removal tool and even that won't just pop it off, the post uses a palm nailer, some report using a really long shaft wrench or a small sledge hammer on the wrench handle. On reinstall use a bit of antiseize and just spin the fan on, no need to tighten it once it bottoms out as it spins in the tighten direction (PS put on a Hayden 2905 fan clutch while in there)
Once it starts to come loose undo the 2 fan shroud bolts (carefully save them as length matters); put a towel or piece of cardboard in front of the fan to prevent damage to the radiator as you have to remove the fan and shroud together (unless you have done a fan shroud mod per
viewtopic.php?f=98&t=64278&p=709322#p709322); as I recall you will have to tilt the shroud left and right to get the bolt tabs to clear. Note the ac line can be unclipped and simply lifted up and back over the engine and you should use a couple of zip ties to capture the fan shroud nuts in their recesses.