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When word gets out about a Dakota diesel PU with the CRD and 30+ mpg there will be a standing room only to buy the truck
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I would have agreed with you 100% a year ago. It's a fantastic opportunity for DCX. And if we get our letter to DCX published, Dodge salesman can use that as a brochure to really drive the deal home on these new diesels.
Or I can think of a better idea. This would make a great DCX TV commercial. We've all seen how the Xterra has a bulge in the panel for a first aid kit. Well, the new diesel GC from DCX can have a round bulge, approximately 6 inches deep and 14 inches in diameter, right on the rear door. It will be a manly bulge, painted kakhi, and possibly garnished with a Golden Trail Rated badge a foot in diameter as a medallion.
You aim your key fob at it, an ultra high-tec led laser light from the manly bulge pierces the night with a thin blue searchlight down on the ground, around the sides, checks for vehicle movement or sounds of tranny struggle, and when none is detected, the bulge pops open - voila! inside is a spare Torque Converter, neatly wrapped in a green canvas Trial Rated sack! Spare parts!! no more waiting a week. Hit the emergency blinker button inside the cab and out pops a satin finsh, ultra sleek cigaratte tray with fluid hydraulic lid opening... a slight gaseous vapor of nitrogen escapes as the lid glides up to reveal ... 4 perfectly polished, silver sleek gleaming glow plugs!! No more waiting on spare parts... but then, just when you think it couldn't get any better, you hit the recirculate button on the dash 3 consecutive times in 5 seconds - a slight whirring sound, then a worm gear sounding device pops open a panel on the rear quarter panel and there, gleaming in the moonlight, a brand new EGR valve sits on a platinum colored pedastal. Sheer elegance.
A diesel with its own spare parts dispenser fit for a Lexus.... a diesel to remember.