02 Liberty Wedge:

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:49 pm

From another Jeep forum, this guy works online chat support and gets some real characters..........

Hypnotik Robot wrote:

He had an 02 Liberty and mentioned that off-road accessories were limited for it so I had already told him about rock lizard fab once. then this went down...

[20:16:58] Visitor: ok ... but then im looking for a wedge
[20:17:09] Joshua: A wedge?
[20:17:16] Joshua: I'm not familiar with that.
[20:17:38] Visitor: u dont kno wat it is
[20:17:44] Visitor: ?
[20:18:05] Joshua: No, I don't.
[20:18:10] Joshua: Could you describe it.
[20:18:50] Visitor: its a cord that u can wrap around a tree or something if u get stuck n it has a motor to put the cord in so u can get unstuck
[20:19:06] Joshua: Oh, a winch.
[20:19:15] Visitor: yea...lol
[20:19:31] Joshua: [url="http://www.jcwhitney.com/Winches/600017686.jcw"]Winches - click here[/url]
[20:20:13] Joshua: Since you want a winch you'll want a bumper that can hold one. Again, check out rock lizard fabrications. They have quite a few custom bumpers available for your jeep.
[20:20:28] Visitor: is this a really person or a computer
[20:20:33] Joshua: [url="http://www.rocklizardfabrications.com/"]Here is a link to their site.[/url]
[20:20:50] Joshua: Seriously?
[20:20:58] Visitor: yes i would like to kno
[20:21:22] Joshua: Would a program have asked "seriously" to that?
[20:21:27] Visitor: lol
[20:21:45] Visitor: well wat i do for aliving u want to kno things like that
[20:22:11] Joshua: I am a person.
[20:23:07] Joshua: I don't think NASA could design a program to give such personal help that it would try to send you to a different company.
[20:23:08] Visitor: k
[20:23:18] Visitor: lol
[20:24:29] Visitor: well im a us soldier so thats y i asked bc i dont like playing games with computers

WOW!!!

Khaki-KJ · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:57 pm

You won't get your feet wet in his gene pool. :lol:

nosnorb_808 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:02 am

Why did he have to say he was a US soldier? Atleast he didnt say which branch.

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:13 am

here is another he had recently:

Hypnotik Robot wrote:

Here is one.

[FONT=arial]You: i yes want are de better bulbs for my truck white color o blue [/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:37:32]
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[FONT=arial]You: i need the fog lamps end headligth[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:39:34]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Could you rephrase that?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:44:42]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: I have not heard from you for a few moments. Are you still with me?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:44:56]
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[FONT=arial]You: yes[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:45:17]
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[FONT=arial]You: what you recoment[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:45:37]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: What exactly are you looking for?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:46:26]
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[FONT=arial]You: headlight and fog bulb[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:46:41]
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[FONT=arial]You: for a f-150[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:46:47]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Are the fog lamps original?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:46:54]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Or aftermarket?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:47:05]
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[FONT=arial]You: i need at white o blue[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:47:08]
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[FONT=arial]You: yes[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:47:19]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Yes to which question?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:47:52]
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[FONT=arial]You: yes are de original fog lamps[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:48:03]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Ok.[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:48:37]
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[FONT=arial]You: i yes want to chage the color[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:49:34]
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[FONT=arial]You: at de headlight bulb and fog bulb[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:49:53]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Ok, what color of bulbs do you want?[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:50:32]
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[FONT=arial]You: what are better the white o blue[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:50:53]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Neither is really better. It's just your personal preference.[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:50:59]
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[FONT=arial]You: what luck nice[/FONT] [FONT=arial] [18:51:21]
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[FONT=arial]Joshua: Look nice?[/FONT]

Guest · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:39 am

I did tech support for a company. Unfortunately, there's not an IQ test to weed out the morons that somehow figure out how to use your online chat.

TDI4BY · **Joined:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:56 pm **Posts:** 644

nosnorb_808 wrote:

:( Why did he have to say he was a US soldier? Atleast he didnt say which branch.

Obviously he is in the Army :lol:

rangerd77 · **Joined:** Sat May 03, 2008 10:48 am **Posts:** 512

TDI4BY wrote:

nosnorb_808 wrote:

:( Why did he have to say he was a US soldier? Atleast he didnt say which branch.

Obviously he is in the Army :lol:

watch it buddy. j/k bro, not all of us are retarded, but obviously he is. he probably one of the douche bags that hears that he can "upgrade" his vehicles, but when someone tells him what to get and do, he doesnt listen.

Milner · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:38 am

TDI4BY wrote:

nosnorb_808 wrote:

:( Why did he have to say he was a US soldier? Atleast he didnt say which branch.

Obviously he is in the Army :lol:

I was gonna say Marine :lol:

pokefan · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:25 am

Milner wrote:

I was gonna say Marine :lol:

What more do you need from us?

US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (have someone recite your name for you), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt...cammies.... ugh...Air Force women....HOORAH! So Help Me CORPS!

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SO HELP ME CORPS!!!!

oh yea....
US ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine

because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a Court-Martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual.....er....I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times I will continue to take her back. While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive to work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave everyday at 1300 to report back to "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that

will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So Help Me God!

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JL Rockies · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:30 am

OK, this is about to get ugly.

pokefan · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:32 am

JL Rockies wrote:

OK, this is about to get ugly.

LOL, what fun would it be if we couldn't pick on the poor Army folk... :wink:

bugnout · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:42 am

You wont hear anything from us USAF guys. We respect all the inferior branches of the service equally.

pokefan · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:52 am

bugnout wrote:

You wont hear anything from us USAF guys. We respect all the inferior branches of the service equally.

We can go there too! :lol:

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!

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This has gone WAY off topic, sorry

bugnout · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:06 pm

pokefan wrote:

bugnout wrote:

You wont hear anything from us USAF guys. We respect all the inferior branches of the service equally.

We can go there too! :lol:

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!

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This has gone WAY off topic, sorry

I take offense to that, I never went home early. At 3:00 you could always find me on the first tee of the base golf course.

jeepmedic46 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:14 pm

Getting ugly indeed

Jeepjeepster · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:43 pm

haha, Ive been cracking up at those sirsam. :twisted:

Would be a fun/annoying job to have.

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:10 pm

yellocoyote wrote:

icefisher45 wrote:

Getting ugly indeed

But yet amusing from the reader's perspective. :lol:

Carry on...

Agreed, for those of up without any emotional investment in a particular branch of the armed forces these are hilarious.

pokefan · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:28 pm

well in that case, I'd hate to leave any one out...

US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my

life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise

to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for

that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700 every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the

point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently

busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound "colleagues." So Help Me Neptune!

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03kjsport · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:50 pm

well back to subject, that dudes a total idiot. dont give him this link.

pokefan · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:53 pm

03kjsport wrote:

well back to subject, that dudes a total idiot. dont give him this link.

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