uhhhhhmmmmmm crap ya back to mind reading or something?!?!?!?!?!
I uhhhh welllllll ok shhhhhhhhh haven't cough cough even washed KJ this late summer/fall
She's do for a spa treatment, it may distract her from my favorite girlfriend
So this guy comes down from Michigan with his bike on a trailer because it's too cold to ride down. His bike ran like crap, always talking about going here there and everywhere on it, some real great adventures RIGHT?!?!?!?! It's a 2013 same model as mine but bone stock. He had a massive amount of miles on his, a wopping 735 miles!!!!

I asked him if on these great adventures he had talked about, did he ever unload his bike from the trailer??
Got his bike running like a dream, he said he never knew it was supposed to run so well

He seemed a bit puzzled however when I told him the carb will need to be readjusted when he starts riding again in the spring. He responded, soooooo I'll have to take it back to the dealer then??

Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm noooooooo dumb arrrrssss didn't you just watch me remove the carb, tear it down, clean it, rebuild it, reinstall carb, adjust your way tooooo tight valves, gap your plugs, clean out your micro screen, clean out your petcock and have it purring in less than 2 hours as I explained everything along the way?!?!?! He looked happy and said…….. Ohhhhhhhhh ok so when would be a good time to bring it back to you?
I told him to go buy a Harley with the service plan in his payment
Crap, it's only Thursday
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh COOKIE BOY what's the scoop as I KNOW your keeping an eye on my once again reignited useless chatter ??????????
