I recently took a whirlwind bike trip of 1,017 miles to Iowa and back. I put sunscreen on before I left and never re-applied it. Here is the result:
My eyes are swelling shut rapidly and I may not be able to see by morning at this rate. The bridge of my nose is at least 2x normal size. In addition, the mirrors reflected back onto my upper arms and, amazingly, my watch crystal magnified the sun, leaving three spots that look like cooked meat.
Yes, I can be useful.... as an example of what not to do....
Classic....
But I do think you ought to tell the truth about how the Girl Scout wooped your butt for taking her cookies 
