Even More ways to mess with the TSA

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:49 pm

If you have a baby with you and the baby does it in the diaper.
DO NOT CHANGE THE DIAPER until you have gone through airport security.
If they want to pat down the baby in the crappy diaper, offer to surrender the diaper instead as they watch you change it.

:ROTFL:

jay21 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:22 pm

One of my favorites:
http://securityedition.com/

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:05 pm

Glenn (talk show host): One thing that would shock the TSA would be to have people who are exhibitionists and love to be touched and groped go through Airport Security.
You could pay for the round trip of a Las Vegas Show girl wearing her stage costume that would fit into a tea cup full of Metallic Sequins and CZs under her jeans and T shirt. As the Show girl goes through the X-ray the costume shows up and they give her the TSA Big Sis grope during which she moans with pleasure.
A Drag Queen could go through the Big Sis X-ray machine wearing a Las Vegas show girl costume along with the other prosthetic devices, get the TSA Big Sis grope and express moans of pleasure during the process as they are touched.
If the Show Girl or Drag Queen are not acceptable, there are always the older women who are exhibitionists who would be happy to participate and moan when groped, just to get a free flight to go see old friends or even grandchildren.
Yes, I have seen 70-something Women wearing thongs under white see through pants or low low cut jeans that exhibitionist college CO-Eds wear on campus.
Set the rules, make the offer, they will call and volunteer.

Cheers,

Steve

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:23 pm

http://www.pennandteller.com/03/coolstu ... alvip.html

Nightfisher · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:35 pm **Posts:** 122

Oh man! Our 2 year old had some poop coming over the back of his diaper the other day. The wife passed him off to me to undress so she could go wash her hands. (lol) I took him in the bathroom and pulled his shirt off to find poop entirely covering his back from but to neck. Looked like a brown tank top! An astounding amount of doo-doo for someone his size! The smell was soooo bad once the shirt came off. I was so glad to be on my way out the door headed to work when it happened. I only hung around long enough to help get him into the shower then high tailed it out of there. lol. I was paranoid that I smelled like poo all night at work. If the TSA had gotten hit with that one we might have been arrested for attempting to smuggle hazardous material onboard!

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:45 pm

I did not dream any of these ways up

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news ... mmando.ars

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/videos ... 88/1090203

Even More ways to mess with the TSA

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