The trailer park has come to our subdivision.

BVCRD · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:39 am

Not a whole lot of news here. Big storm coming in tonight. Supposed to get up to 12 inches. The 30 something chick had a basketball out yesterday shooting hoops in the driveway rim. She had on long black pants this time and a tank top. Damned if she didn't have that leopard print robe on too. It wasn't tied at the waist, just flopping loosly and when she went to make a jump shot, her breast were moving freely in that tank top like 2 puppies fighting each other in a gunny sack. I'm guessing they are about a 40C in size. She is around 40 pounds overweight. They had a gallon sized coffee can sitting on the back of that red car for their cigarette butts. The dad (grandpa) has been going to work by himself this week. The grandma must be sick or something. Later.

tan's2002kjlimited · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:39 am

Ya gotta love this soap opera!... :POPCORN:

TAHOE · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:28 pm

BVCRD wrote:

The 45 something mom .... She had on long black TIGHT STRECTHpants this time and a tank top. Damned if she didn't have that leopard print robe on too.... her breast were moving freely in that tank top like 2 midgets fighting each other in a gunny sack. I'm guessing they are about a 44DD in size. She is around 90 pounds overweight.

I corrected it a little bit for what I see on regular basis in our local Wally World.
:cry:

Sounds kind of like the neighbors I had when we live in the city, that's right... city. In the summer, there was twine from the front porch overhang to ground to support the string beans, there was a couch and recliner on the front porch. I came home one morning from night shift only to hear a young calf bellowing..... tied in the front yeard. Then they were in the back alley butchering a calf that had died, probably previous said calf. Then we had to deal with the chickens running loose in the back yard driving my Akita batty. Their dog was allowed to run neighborhood and pee on whatever... until a couple times with the cut off ext cord with frayed wires :twisted:

That is just a few things over the 3 yrs we were there. I'm so glad we are now in a decent neighborhood where I'm the resident redneck! :jester:

I want to say I need to see pictures, but then logical thinkng kicks in anrealize I am mentally scared enough :dizzy:

haulin5 · **Joined:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 116

This is a very cute narrative. It's like driving by an accident. You don't want to look, but.....

If you've never seen it before, I highly suggest the People of Walmart site. It's at
www.peopleofwalmart.com/ or you can google it. Funniest crap I can access safely while at work.

We had to move a couple of years ago because of the neighbors. All the owned homes went to rentals, crappy people moved in, and we had problems with gunfire at all hours of the day.

Plus, we were a block from the high school where the "Decatur 7" became famous ten years ago. Anyone remember that? Big fight at a football game, all the kids got kicked out of school, and we ended up with Jesse Jackson running around grandstanding.

linewarbr · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:08 pm

haulin5 wrote:

. . . and we ended up with Jesse Jackson running around grandstanding.

On that note, I'll throw my :2cents:

in there.

I'm a logical person. If it doesn't make sense, I am apt to be skeptical to the point of offense. But logic demands this:

Every person in need of earning a living must have a wage-producing job. "Fighting racism," or being a "spokesman for those discriminated against," is Jesse Jackson's job. So, if there is an end to discriminatory racism, Jesse Jackson would not have a job. Therefore, the logical conclusion is that Jesse Jackson actually thrives on racial discrimination, rather than trying to end it - because if he worked to end it, he would be working towards not having a job.

So, based on that logic, when Jesse Jackson shows up, a situation that was already bad and tense is about to get much, much worse.

**The same logic, in reverse, could be said of the KKK, white supremacists, and any other racial hate group. Without the object of said group's hatred, that group would cease to have purpose. Without purpose, the group would cease to exist.**

haulin5 · **Joined:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 116

It was really, really bad after he showed up. I was seriously afraid someone was going to shoot him, the police sent to protect him, or some of the kids involved in that fiasco. I made a point to stay away from my house & that neighborhood for about 12 hours surrounding his arrival.

In response, the next week, Matt Hale and his nazis showed up & held a rally.

I wish none of them had any purpose.

InCommando · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:53 pm

editededed

BVCRD · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:43 pm

x2. Wasn't Jesse in that hotel room with King and the hookers the night before the FBI off'd King? Jesse is about the biggest racist I have ever seen. Second is Bill Cosby, third is Oprah. She cried when she found out that black folks in Africa sold other black folks into slavery. She wanted to blame white folks so badly. It happened a lot back then though. American Indians sold other tribes' people that they had conquered into slavery. Any sub-group of people that points the finger needs to look in their own closet first.

haulin5 · **Joined:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 116

Wow. I really don't know what else to say except dude, please share what you're smoking.

Jackson was present at the hotel when King was shot. Racist? Dunno....he has said some very stupid things during his lifetime. Even among those who disagree with Jackson's motives regarding race relations, they do all share the opinion that first & foremost he is an opportunist, taking advantages of situations solely for his own benefit.

On the night King was shot, Jackson was not in the immediate vicinity of King. After hearing the other men (NOT hookers) in the room state that King had been shot, Jackson immediately ran to the balcony, grabbed King in his arms, and made sure he wiped King's blood onto his shirt and tie so that he could tell the media that he was standing next to King when he was shot.

BVCRD · **Posted:** Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:58 pm

On topic in an Off Topic room. LOL.

BVCRD · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:49 am

All is quiet on the western front. The grandpa was out in the driveway last weekend, up on a ladder fiddling with the baskball goal. I thought he was taking it down so that he could park that insulation truck there. Remember the insulation truck has a big tall rack on it so that he can haul mega insulation rolls in it. In the end, he was lowering the rim down to about 5 feet so that one of the little girls can shoot hoops. She is 2 years old I'd say, and at best can hit the bottom of the rim when she shoots. Gotta start somewhere. They have pulled (pushed) the older red car over to the side of the house. I suspect the clutch is out of it. I've never seen it run since they moved in. Not sure how it got here. They have visiters from time to time, but nobody goes into the house. The visitors just go into the always open garage door, and the 30 something chick comes out to greet them and they stand around in the garage, or pull up a lawn chair and smoke. I'm not sure if they have inside chairs. Later.

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:14 pm

I think they need an Archie Bunker to move in next to them! :ROTFL:

Terry

BVCRD · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:36 pm

Fulltimer wrote:

I think they need an Archie Bunker to move in next to them! :ROTFL:

Terry

I AM Archie Bunker!!

***UPDATE*****

OK, they just came out and from my point of view, it looks like polyester is the spring fashion statement over there. The 30 something chick is wearing a taupe or light brown polyester pants with a red t shirt and the grandma is wearing a neon green pair of sweat pants with a whit t shirt and house robe. BOTH have a hand down the back of their pants in what looks like an attempt to scratch something or pop a zit or some damned thing. They are of course smoking again. Steady big fella!!!

Khaki-KJ · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:21 pm

BVCRD wrote:

Fulltimer wrote:

I think they need an Archie Bunker to move in next to them! :ROTFL:

Terry

I AM Archie Bunker!!

***UPDATE*****

OK, they just came out and from my point of view, it looks like polyester is the spring fashion statement over there. The 30 something chick is wearing a taupe or light brown polyester pants with a red t shirt and the grandma is wearing a neon green pair of sweat pants with a whit t shirt and house robe. BOTH have a hand down the back of their pants in what looks like an attempt to scratch something or pop a zit or some damned thing. They are of course smoking again. Steady big fella!!!

This reminds me of the hot summer afternoon one day at the mall where I used to work. A very large woman came lumbering through the parking lot wearing a much too small orange tank top, showing far too much of her, and what we thought was a black thong (at least we hoped it was). As she got closer we realized that that she was wearing beige spandex pants that were stretched so tightly they became translucent. Still having nightmares about the black thong(?).

WolverineFW · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:10 pm

Khaki-KJ wrote:

BVCRD wrote:

Fulltimer wrote:

I think they need an Archie Bunker to move in next to them! :ROTFL:

Terry

I AM Archie Bunker!!

***UPDATE*****

OK, they just came out and from my point of view, it looks like polyester is the spring fashion statement over there. The 30 something chick is wearing a taupe or light brown polyester pants with a red t shirt and the grandma is wearing a neon green pair of sweat pants with a whit t shirt and house robe. BOTH have a hand down the back of their pants in what looks like an attempt to scratch something or pop a zit or some damned thing. They are of course smoking again. Steady big fella!!!

This reminds me of the hot summer afternoon one day at the mall where I used to work. A very large woman came lumbering through the parking lot wearing a much too small orange tank top, showing far too much of her, and what we thought was a black thong (at least we hoped it was). As she got closer we realized that that she was wearing beige spandex pants that were stretched so tightly they became translucent. Still having nightmares about the black thong(?).

Working in Surrey? :-)r

Khaki-KJ · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:12 pm

WolverineFW wrote:

Working in Surrey? :-)r

Great guess, how did you know?? It is not like Surrey is the only.... oh wait.... :ROTFL:

BVCRD · **Posted:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:17 am

Well it happened. Last night, the grandpa was backing into the driveway with the insulation truck, and took off the B-ball rim with the rack. These people always back in, whether it be backing the little red car into the garage or the truck into the driveway. It's almost like they want a quick getaway or something. We live on a very slow, circle drive subdivision road, so no heavy traffic for them to back out into. I backed the GT into our garage once, and when I started it up, the dual exhaust blew out the pilot light on the water heater. The curtains are still closed this morning, but the garage door is open about 2 feet. There is smoking going on!!

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:00 pm

Dude.... you have some serious time on your hands.

BVCRD · **Posted:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:09 pm

JL Rockies wrote:

Dude.... you have some serious time on your hands.

Bigtime time. My office looks directly out over the trailer queens house. I find it entertaining to say the least. Plus, we are getting more snow now so can't get out.

Blue KJ in PA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:23 pm

It's like the gossip rags in the grocery store racks at the registers...you know it's BS but you still look at them from time to time just for the sake of laughing...

The trailer park has come to our subdivision.

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