When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> > expensive...so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight
> > started....
> >
> >
> > ******************************
> >
> > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
> > Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
> > I told her the beer
> > would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
> > And that's when the fight started.
> >
> >
> > *********************************
> >
> > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
> > Social Security.

> > The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> > to verify my age.
> > I looked in my pockets and realized I had
> > left my wallet at home.
> > I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
> > would have to go home and come back later.
> > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
> > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> > She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
> > and she processed my Social Security application.
> > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> > Social Security office.
> > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> > disability, too'
> >
> > And then the fight started.....
> >
> > ******************************************

> > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.
> > I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
> > a nearby table.
> > My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
> > she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
> > hear she hasn't been sober since.'
> > 'My God!' says my wife,
> > 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> > that long?'
> >
> > And then the fight started.....
> >
> > ********************************************
> >
> > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
> > and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
> >
> > You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> > just seem funny?
> > Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
> > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> > HAPPY!!!'
> > So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

> > And that's how the fight started.....
> >
> > ********************************************

> > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
> > 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
> > He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
> > 'Nah, she can order for herself.'

> > And that's how the fight started.....

some great ones...now I wonder if I should show my wife or not

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A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.....

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don 't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to Do

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND : 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'

WIFE: ----- silence ------

HUSBAND: "S@*t."

thats funny.

NICE!!!! (03 & tahoe)... that just made my bad day much better

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