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03kjsport · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:41 pm

Retirement Plan Investment Tip
If you had purchased $1000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $56.91.
With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original
$1000.
With 'Fannie Mae'(FNM), you would have $11.34 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Lehman Bros one year ago it would now
be almost worthless; less than $0.86.
If you had purchased RH Donelley, you would have $45.69 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-keg plan

Burchie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:54 pm

03kjsport wrote:

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-keg plan

I've been saying that for years. :wink:

David Jr · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:43 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble. I work in Recycling and i can say the price of aluminum per ton has dropped to it's lowest level in 20 years. The company i work for, OTC of Burlington County, is non-profit and these low prices are hurting us bad. OTC could barely afford the overtime we work to get this stuff off the curb, now they just can't.

Albert · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:50 pm

LOL.....ok since all you guys are going to drink all this beer, I'm buying beer stocks....... :mrgreen:

Burchie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:00 pm

Albert wrote:

LOL.....ok since all you guys are going to drink all this beer, I'm buying beer stocks....... :mrgreen:

VTNomad · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:14 pm

Where can I get a 20% return on my beer investment? Do I have to refill the cans with the urine I produce from the consumed beer?

03kjsport · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:43 pm

its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish!

Burchie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:31 pm

03kjsport wrote:

its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish!

Well..... can I still drink the beer?

03kjsport · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:46 am

sure burchie and ill buy!, seems your one of the few that doesnt take everything as final. ive said a few things on here as jokes and they were obvious jokes and half the reposts are people trying to state facts and personal opinions around a frickin joke. with the exceptions of you, tomm, incmike, and a small group of others. think im getting tired of this crap forum. im not one to get pushed out of something i trully enjoy but there comes a time when you gotta say, who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this? that being said i think im gonna take a break. see ya guy at the hollowween run at badlands! later...and dont forget to invest in the 401-keg plan.

dirtykj · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm

03kjsport wrote:

who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this?

Dude ... you obviously have never hung around IRC :-)

That's the problem with you youngins ... thin skin.

VTNomad · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:04 pm

Burchie wrote:

03kjsport wrote:

its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish!

Well..... can I still drink the beer?

The cheaper the beer the bigger the returns on our investment. A can is a can, we're going to get the same amount for recycling. So what are we drinking, what's the cheapest beer out there today?

InCommando · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:15 pm

David Jr wrote:

Sorry to burst your bubble. I work in Recycling and i can say the price of aluminum per ton has dropped to it's lowest level in 20 years. The company i work for, OTC of Burlington County, is non-profit and these low prices are hurting us bad. OTC could barely afford the overtime we work to get this stuff off the curb, now they just can't.

( psst...it was a joke....reality is suspended

)

Burchie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:42 am

03kjsport wrote:

sure burchie and ill buy!, seems your one of the few that doesnt take everything as final. ive said a few things on here as jokes and they were obvious jokes and half the reposts are people trying to state facts and personal opinions around a frickin joke. with the exceptions of you, tomm, incmike, and a small group of others. think im getting tired of this crap forum. im not one to get pushed out of something i trully enjoy but there comes a time when you gotta say, who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this? that being said i think im gonna take a break. see ya guy at the hollowween run at badlands! later...and dont forget to invest in the 401-keg plan.

Dude... Beer is on me.

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