03kjsport wrote:
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-keg plan
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-keg plan
I've been saying that for years.
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| Author: | 03kjsport [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:41 pm ] |
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Retirement Plan Investment Tip If you had purchased $1000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be worth $56.91. With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original $1000. With 'Fannie Mae'(FNM), you would have $11.34 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Lehman Bros one year ago it would now be almost worthless; less than $0.86. If you had purchased RH Donelley, you would have $45.69 left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-keg plan |
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| Author: | Burchie [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:54 pm ] |
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03kjsport wrote: Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-keg plan I've been saying that for years.
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| Author: | David Jr [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:43 pm ] |
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Sorry to burst your bubble. I work in Recycling and i can say the price of aluminum per ton has dropped to it's lowest level in 20 years. The company i work for, OTC of Burlington County, is non-profit and these low prices are hurting us bad. OTC could barely afford the overtime we work to get this stuff off the curb, now they just can't. |
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| Author: | Albert [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:50 pm ] |
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LOL.....ok since all you guys are going to drink all this beer, I'm buying beer stocks....... 
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| Author: | Burchie [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:00 pm ] |
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Albert wrote: LOL.....ok since all you guys are going to drink all this beer, I'm buying beer stocks.......
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| Author: | VTNomad [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:14 pm ] |
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Where can I get a 20% return on my beer investment? Do I have to refill the cans with the urine I produce from the consumed beer? |
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| Author: | 03kjsport [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:43 pm ] |
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its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish! |
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| Author: | Burchie [ Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:31 pm ] |
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03kjsport wrote: its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish!
Well..... can I still drink the beer? 
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| Author: | 03kjsport [ Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:46 am ] |
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sure burchie and ill buy!, seems your one of the few that doesnt take everything as final. ive said a few things on here as jokes and they were obvious jokes and half the reposts are people trying to state facts and personal opinions around a frickin joke. with the exceptions of you, tomm, incmike, and a small group of others. think im getting tired of this crap forum. im not one to get pushed out of something i trully enjoy but there comes a time when you gotta say, who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this? that being said i think im gonna take a break. see ya guy at the hollowween run at badlands! later...and dont forget to invest in the 401-keg plan.
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| Author: | dirtykj [ Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm ] |
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03kjsport wrote: who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this?
Dude ... you obviously have never hung around IRC  That's the problem with you youngins ... thin skin.
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| Author: | VTNomad [ Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:04 pm ] |
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Burchie wrote: 03kjsport wrote: its a frickin joke... sshhhhiish! Well..... can I still drink the beer? The cheaper the beer the bigger the returns on our investment. A can is a can, we're going to get the same amount for recycling. So what are we drinking, what's the cheapest beer out there today? |
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| Author: | InCommando [ Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:15 pm ] |
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David Jr wrote: Sorry to burst your bubble. I work in Recycling and i can say the price of aluminum per ton has dropped to it's lowest level in 20 years. The company i work for, OTC of Burlington County, is non-profit and these low prices are hurting us bad. OTC could barely afford the overtime we work to get this stuff off the curb, now they just can't.
( psst...it was a joke....reality is suspended  )
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| Author: | Burchie [ Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:42 am ] |
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03kjsport wrote: sure burchie and ill buy!, seems your one of the few that doesnt take everything as final. ive said a few things on here as jokes and they were obvious jokes and half the reposts are people trying to state facts and personal opinions around a frickin joke. with the exceptions of you, tomm, incmike, and a small group of others. think im getting tired of this crap forum. im not one to get pushed out of something i trully enjoy but there comes a time when you gotta say, who am i really chatting with and in the real world would i hang out with a dink like this? that being said i think im gonna take a break. see ya guy at the hollowween run at badlands! later...and dont forget to invest in the 401-keg plan.
Dude... Beer is on me. |
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