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Author:  W9JAB [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:  THANKSGIVING
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED
PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE
CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY
HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES
TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY
OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!![/b][/b]
Author:  CRD Joe [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:34 pm ]
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Thank you W9. A happy thanksgiving to you and yours.
Author:  oddball [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:14 am ]
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Eat 'till you puke. You neither need it, or you're already fat. :wink:

Happy Turkey Day, one & all. :D
Author:  STINGN [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:01 am ]
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HAPPY TURKEY DAY....EAT WELL!!!
Author:  jeepmedic46 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:10 am ]
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Happy Thanksgiving Day everyone. :)
Author:  AZKJ [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:42 am ]
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Mmmmmm.... roasted Turkey Buzzard and all the fixins!! Happy Thanksgiving everyone from the Desert Southwest!!
Author:  liquidxit2 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:11 am ]
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Happy thanksgiving! Im lucky and get 2 turkey dinners!
Author:  wingnuts [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:15 am ]
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Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!


I for one am thankful for the job that I have that allows me to be a Jeep owner
Author:  501 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:18 am ]
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Author:  JJsTJ [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:28 am ]
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Have a Happy One.....and then several more!! :wink:
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Author:  KJWildman [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Mmmmmm ... smells good
I love the smell of all this good food wafting throught the house as it cooks. First you start smelling turkey then the rest of the goodies start making their way through. Mmmmm I love today! :D
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Thankful for my good health and that of my family. Thankful for the life that has allowed me to associate and meet so many wonderful people on LOST 8)
Author:  JMSMN [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:18 pm ]
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Happy thanksgiving. Good food, football, friends and family. Oh and most importantly, Band of Brothers is on all day!
Author:  candpliberty [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:19 pm ]
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Author:  Diggerfreek [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:07 pm ]
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Happy T day every one!
Author:  JMSMN [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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Full, miserable, sleepy. Goodnight.
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