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 Post subject: Bee News
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:00 pm 
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'


'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered






Wait for it.


wait for it.






You're just gonna love this.

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 Post subject: Re: Bee News
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*cricket* *cricket*

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 Post subject: Re: Bee News
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I hope they didn't spill any. :ROTFL:

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 Post subject: Re: Bee News
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*pffft*pffft*

Is this thing on?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:09 am 
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jnaut wrote:
*pffft*pffft*

Is this thing on?


Can you people in the back hear me......tap.....tap.....tap......

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 Post subject: Re: Bee News
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