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| Author: | warp2diesel [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Tall Texas Tail |
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 25-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE. Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it? 
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| Author: | jeep4life7 [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tall Texas Tail |
imagin if he lit his farts bammmmmmmm |
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| Author: | David Jr [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tall Texas Tail |
jeep4life7 wrote: imagin if he lit his farts bammmmmmmm To hear my co-workers speaking, they want to do that to me the next time i fart. |
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| Author: | STINGN [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tall Texas Tail |
lol thats funny |
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