warp2diesel wrote:
Your stomach used Hydrochloric acid to digest your food. In case they ban the Works, you can go to the hardware store and buy muriatic acid (HCL), works better but has fumes. If they ban muriatic acid, shove your finger down your throat and puke into the funnel that will put the stomach acid into the bottle. If you want to be more refined, pick up some tygon tubing, lube it up a little with KY, shove it up your nose and hope you get it into your esophagus instead of your wind pipe. If you have an urge to cough, extract the tygon tubing a little and try again. Extend the tubing into your stomach and pump out the acid. Mix the acid with aluminum foil and it will generate Hydrogen gas that will burst the bottle.
Now watch, some jerk will come out with a hydrogen generator that uses puke and aluminum foil claiming they increased the fuel economy by over 100%.

Cheers
Uhmmm may I ask how you know this? Just a little interested is all, it's not every day you see someone know the intricate details of how to obtain acid so well from the human body.
Oh and one more thing, how much puke per parts of aluminum foil do you think I will need to reach optimum performance?
