This from Mike at the North Jersey Jeep Club, I think he has too much time on his hands! ENJOY!

As you are feasting on a wonderful meal this Thanksgiving, imagine if you
will, you are only two inches tall traversing the Mini-Turkey Rubicon.

As you winch yourself over the Mashed potatoes, you eye up a deep gravy
crossing, thankful for the new bendable straw snorkel, you ford through the gravy with no problem, even the lumps are no match for your 0.33 Mud tires. Soon you see Turkey Back, one of the most difficult parts, crawling over the drumstick you carefully avoid the giblets (although you may go back later.) Now all that money in gears and lockers are worth it. Over the breast you climb all the way to the wishbone! You made it! but going back is even tougher.

You choose and alternate route taking the wing for an off camber thrill. As you find yourself stuck in the stuffing, you pull out your trusty winch cable and bring yourself to the edge of the green been casserole. Remembering to tread lightly, you barely disturb the lush green vegetation pleasing the surrounding tree huggers. Finding your way across the table, you climb the rock pile of buns, you occasionally loose traction on the butter spills left behind by the carnage of less prepared and less skilled drivers. Suddenly snap! you too join the list of broken axles.Fortunately you find a toothpick and get yourself rolling again.

Sadly you find that Pumpkin Pie is now closed due to the tree hugger's land grabs so you head to the RTI Spatula to flex your suspension. Then you decide to skip cranberry hill and call it a day.

Now that you have read this, you will never look at a Thanksgiving Dinner
the same way again.

Happy Thanksgiving

And to all a good night!!!

Have a great Thanksgiving! Al

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One Ruby, One Grand Cherokee, One YJ, One disassembled CJ, one Chevy Mason dump, one hotrod IH Pick-up, couple of antique tractors.
Former owner of a 5.5 inch lifted KJ

Thanks Al, and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there in Lost land!

ps...happy b-day to me...shhhh

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-nate
LOST#NL068123 - 2005 Renegade 3.7L 4x4, Off-Road Package, Rock Rails, Skids, Command-Trac, Trac-Loc LSD, Light Bar, K&N Drop in Filter, AMSOIL LUBES, RRO's Diff Guard for 8.25", Frankenlift, & Goodyear MT/R's
Cardomain

Happy Birthday Nate, and great Mashed Potato Trail Ride Al! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours and all my fellow L.O.S.T. members from mi casa a su casa! Joe

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Joe
L.O.S.T. #000391
2000 Jeep Wrangler Sport with hooks, skids, trac-lok rear.

Happy Birthday Nate!!

WHat a ride, Al!!

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Sandie
2002 KJ

Also, Happy b-day, Nate.

Happy T-day for everyone here. I have played sports all of my life, but this is the best TEAM I have ever been a part of. Later gators.

Edgar