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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:48 pm 
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You made your point Wobby so please finish this game you play and choose a letter...

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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:51 pm 
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I do remember a prius with Oregon tags...driven by a prissy little man who was obviously better than everyone else around him... I know my truck is old and loud but it too has feelings and does not like to be sneered at by prius drivers.



Thank you for answering our questions, this guy obviously has an axe to grind with all diesel owners. You gave him a breath of fresh air, he is usually breathing in his own Smug.

Notice the hippies inhaling Smug :ROTFL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdmYInXplY&NR=1

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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:12 pm 
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How could you leave out your dog? BTW, with your fabrication skills you might have a niche market here for a hood-mounted gun rack/flag carrier/ hunting dog perch for the Liberty.

Don't have a dog, have cats.
BTW: Rush Limbaugh has cats too :P
A hood mounted gun rack would reduce fuel economy.
My guns are to protect our Constitution from Idiots who want your kind of Big Big Incompetent Government.
We have places for our cats to perch so they can hunt.

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I will stick with driving a tractor at the collective farm. We just got a fleet of new ones. They were designed in Iran and assembled by Industrias Bolivariana in Venezuela. They feature the Iranian version of the MV Motori 7 cylinder turbo diesel and they are fully CARB compliant.

But is your soil management which produces 6.9 times more NOX than all mobile transportation combined CARB compliant? Most likely CARB is too stupid to figure that out. Of course if they read my post, they will be shutting down all the farms (except POT) and gardens (except POT) in California.

BTW: If you hate America so much, don't let the door hit you in the butt when you move to Venezuela or what ever Marxist Country you can find. Besides, they need a Chemist to fix their crappy CITGO Diesel Fuel that foams up too much, runs like crap, and gives the worst fuel economy. Oh, take a couple Engineers with you to replace the Great Engineers my company hired from Venezuela, Hugo Rafael Chávez needs some replacements :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL:

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[b]You made your point Wobby so please finish this game you play and choose a letter...


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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:31 pm 
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Wobbly wrote:
How could you leave out your dog? BTW, with your fabrication skills you might have a niche market here for a hood-mounted gun rack/flag carrier/ hunting dog perch for the Liberty.

Don't have a dog, have cats.
BTW: Rush Limbaugh has cats too :P
A hood mounted gun rack would reduce fuel economy.
My guns are to protect our Constitution from Idiots who want your kind of Big Big Incompetent Government.
We have places for our cats to perch so they can hunt.

Wobbly wrote:
I will stick with driving a tractor at the collective farm. We just got a fleet of new ones. They were designed in Iran and assembled by Industrias Bolivariana in Venezuela. They feature the Iranian version of the MV Motori 7 cylinder turbo diesel and they are fully CARB compliant.

But is your soil management which produces 6.9 times more NOX than all mobile transportation combined CARB compliant? Most likely CARB is too stupid to figure that out. Of course if they read my post, they will be shutting down all the farms (except POT) and gardens (except POT) in California.


All the hemp fields at the collective farm are covered with 27 mil NOx barriers.


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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:39 pm 
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BTW: If you hate America so much, don't let the door hit you in the butt when you move to Venezuela or what ever Marxist Country you can find.


I'm enjoying life here in States with my comfortable pension from CARB and other entitlements which I enjoy, such as the crop subsidies for growing hemp and medical marijuana, and for not growing cotton. Of course, there's the tax credit for the wind turbines and the PV panels on top of the communal dormitories.


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You made your point Wobby so please finish this game you play and choose a letter...

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Old Skull, do you think that moron will ever shut up. I use the smug blocker because he really stinks, he tries to inhale it all but misses some :BANANA: :goink: :pepper: :ROTFL:

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Where's Vana White :SOMBRERO: :-)r :BANANA: :ROTFL:

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Vana get piss and live the stage Joe :mrgreen:

FLman after 4 pages of "Brain washing" I give a try...I guest he will never get over it :(

Hey he work for CARB what do you expecting? Must be him on this picture testing a certified CARB rig... :mrgreen:

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Wobbly wrote:
I'm enjoying life here in States with my comfortable pension from CARB and other entitlements which I enjoy, such as the crop subsidies for growing hemp and medical marijuana, and for not growing cotton. Of course, there's the tax credit for the wind turbines and the PV panels on top of the communal dormitories.



COMMUNAL FARM

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Nice hand crafted fence :ROTFL: :ROTFL:

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OldSkull wrote:
Vana get piss and live the stage Joe :mrgreen:

FLman after 4 pages of "Brain washing" I give a try...I guest he will never get over it :(

Hey he work for CARB what do you expecting? Must be him on this picture testing a certified CARB rig... :mrgreen:

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It looks like he smoked too much of his medicinal marijuana, got the munchies for the beans and did some more testing for carb. I think he should have used a hose to inhale his smug, rather then use it as a pollutant.

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Old Skull, congratulations for Quebec becoming the first province to adopt CARB standards!

"Quebec is the first Canadian province to adopt California-style emission rules, joining 14 American states, including Vermont, Maine and New York. They came into effect Jan. 14.

With abundant hydro-electric power, about 40 percent of the province’s greenhouse gas emissions come from the transportation sector.

The province’s voters have traditionally seen themselves as environmentally conscious and strongly support such precedent-setting policies, notes the veteran pollster Christian Bourque, senior partner at Léger Marketing in Montreal. “It’s something that would be very popular in Quebec.”

Under the terms of the regulation, leading automobile manufacturers have six years to phase in emission reductions of 24 to 37 percent, depending on vehicle size.

A penalty of up to $5,000 fee will be added to the price of any new vehicle that exceeds the maximum emissions standards laid out in the law."


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:18 pm 
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Old Skull,

You might blend in some of these other varieties for maximum thrust on your rides:
http://www.heinzbeans.ca/french/index.html

Have you considered an afterburner or a bean particulate filter? These might be appreciated by your fellow riders, especialy those behind you.

Good luck on your emissions test. Will they have you riding on rollers at the DEQ?


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:26 pm 
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warp2diesel wrote:
Wobbly wrote:
I'm enjoying life here in States with my comfortable pension from CARB and other entitlements which I enjoy, such as the crop subsidies for growing hemp and medical marijuana, and for not growing cotton. Of course, there's the tax credit for the wind turbines and the PV panels on top of the communal dormitories.



COMMUNAL FARM

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Nice hand crafted fence :ROTFL: :ROTFL:


Nope, that's not our collective farm. Ours has a huge statue of Lenin at the entrance. We picked it on Russian EBAY. Those shipping charges killed us, though.


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 Post subject: Re: CARB busted
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:00 pm 
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Some sustainable agriculture for your farm:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp
Turn the Hemp Stalks into rope.
Then turn the leaves into Hog feed.
Someone in the Boston area told me that organic hemp feed hogs make great sausage for pizza.
Now all you need to do is sell the hogs in Portland or San Fransisco to the local butcher shops and you will have very happy customers who love to eat your organic hemp fed hog pizza sausage. Heck, it will be so great even some Prius drives will give up being vegetarians :idea: :idea:
Just remember to keep the hogs out of the hemp fields, they will eat all of the plants including the roots.
Some Midwest farmers will turn the hogs loose to eradicate the hemp so they don't have to spray it.
They string up the solar powered electric fence (yup every farm supply store sell them), turn the hogs loose in the field, open up the beer and laugh their butts off watching the hogs go crazy eating up the hemp, roots and all. True the THC is lower than cultivated medical marijuana, but when a 200# hog eats 30 pounds of hemp, they are bound to get stoned.

Eat enough organic feed hemp hog sausage, you may get a statue of Yoko too :BANANA: :BANANA:

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