Update:
Called the dealership close to my house. The service manage said that there was nobody at his shop that has training for the CRD and I should take it to another dealership.....I appreciated his honesty, but that meant I had to drive out to the suburbs.
Took it to the dealership near work and one guy looked at it, went and got another guy. The instant I turned the key and the noise started, he smiled and said it was the egr flow control...he has seen several of them, apparently.
You guys were right. I knew you all would know.
The parts are on order. In the mean time, I have to listen to that incredibly annoying sound. The only way I can describe it is that it's a combination of a kitchenAid mixer spinning on high speed along with a very old window air conditioner going at the same time. Quite pleasant.
