Got to use tow hooks...kinda

MNKK · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:05 am

Sunday afternoon I finally got somewhat of a reason to use the newly installed front tow hooks. Ok, so my wife and I were sitting around watching some realllllllly long movie that she picked out, and I over heard my parents talking in their kitchen about taking out some bush in the backyard that had died around the base, and therefore looked crappy. ...hmmmm :idea:

I waited until they went elsewhere, and casually got up from the couch, not to disturb my wife and her relentless attempts to make me watch this movie with my eyes open, and "went out for a smoke" :wink:

5 mins later she noticed a large yellow line strewn through the back yard and a jeep attached to the other end of it driving backwards. :lol:

To end the story. The bush is no more, and I didn't have to dig anything. My wife looked horrified when she saw me do that...come to find out she didn't hear my mom talk about taking out the bush. which made it funnier.

toy4everyseason · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:03 am

You get the new nickname of "bush hunter" from now on. :oops:

MNKK · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:11 am

LMAO. Sweeeet.

JIMMY JEEP · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:43 am

Or the Bushinator.
Or the Treeminator.

MNKK · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:51 am

Not quite a tree... In fact it was a poor excuse of a bush...It was very bushy on the top, and then it just kinda tapered down into... oh screw it. There is no way to say this without someone getting mixed messages. :lol:

The thing was dying at the bottom. looked like crap. but now there is this nice decorative hole in the yard, and my dog is mad. nothing fun to pee on. :roll:

he used to try to pee as high up on it as he could, but he keeps falling over. he is deffinatly not a jeep dog. lift one leg sideways, and the body follows. :roll:

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:03 pm

nightdrv · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:06 pm

You should totally get a decal on the side like the old ww2 bombers... but with a bush icon.. with a slash through it!

johnb · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:17 am

nightdrv wrote:

You should totally get a decal on the side like the old ww2 bombers... but with a bush icon.. with a slash through it!

MNKK · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:34 pm

i think you got me all wrong...
I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed, and well kept up. But this one was all old and scragly lookin'. It just had to go.
:wink:

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:28 pm

MNKK wrote:

i think you got me all wrong...
I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed, and well kept up. But this one was all old and scragly lookin'. It just had to go.
:wink:

wow, that could be so wrong if my mind was in the gutter :lol:

MNKK · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:30 pm

How so?

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Diggerfreek wrote:

MNKK wrote:

i think you got me all wrong...
I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed, and well kept up. But this one was all old and scragly lookin'. It just had to go.
:wink:

wow, that could be so wrong if my mind was in the gutter :lol:

MNKK wrote:

I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed

MNKK · **Posted:** Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:39 pm

Diggerfreek wrote:

MNKK wrote:

i think you got me all wrong...
I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed, and well kept up. But this one was all old and scragly lookin'. It just had to go.
:wink:

wow, that could be so wrong if my mind was in the gutter :lol:

MNKK wrote:

I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed

Ohh... My fault. I meant. That I like them when they are well tended to.
Like when they are plush, full, but still neat and tidy.

Guest · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:59 am

MNKK wrote:

Diggerfreek wrote:

MNKK wrote:

i think you got me all wrong...
I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed, and well kept up. But this one was all old and scragly lookin'. It just had to go.
:wink:

wow, that could be so wrong if my mind was in the gutter :lol:

MNKK wrote:

I like a little bush... when they are neatly trimmed

Ohh... My fault. I meant. That I like them when they are well tended to.
Like when they are plush, full, but still neat and tidy.

Wow.

I don't think there's any way to take anything IN context :lol:

Perhaps it doesn't help that "Sweet Soul Sister" is playing

johnb · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:33 am

MNKK wrote:

How so?

It didn't even occur to me that you might not be making that joke.

MNKK · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:29 pm

Thats good. It was all kind of intentional. Sometimes my humor is misunderstood online. :lol:

dog_party · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:56 pm

Man, that's a classic story. I can so see my wife screaming at me for yanking a shrub out of her parent's yard. :lol:

MNKK wrote:

my dog is mad. nothing fun to pee on. :roll:

he used to try to pee as high up on it as he could

I might have just determined why that shrubbery was "no longer."

MNKK · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:31 pm

Since this was written, I have pulled 2 shrubs, an olds, and a crown vic.
Yeah. It was fun.

oh, and yes. that was why that shrub is gone now. It almost looked like broccoli. it was full on the top, and then just nothing on the bottom.

Burchie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:01 pm

toy4everyseason wrote:

You get the new nickname of "bush hunter" from now on. :oops:

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:14 pm

MNKK wrote:

Since this was written, I have pulled 2 shrubs, an olds, and a crown vic.
Yeah. It was fun.

oh, and yes. that was why that shrub is gone now. It almost looked like broccoli. it was full on the top, and then just nothing on the bottom.

you are a few up on me... so far a huge rock, a mustang with a blown tire and broken lca :twisted:

Got to use tow hooks...kinda

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