DarbyWalters wrote:
I have heard from a very reliable source that DC might be scraping the Diesel GC. Have you noticed the commercial with the "Dirty Jeeps with Clean Fuel" has not been played lately. I called someone about it and DC is having real concerns about the quality of US fuels and the uncertainty of all the staions converting to ULSD. So for sure don't plan on seeing a Wrangler CRD anytime soon stateside.
Looks like we are the only ones who get a Diesel Jeep anytime soon.
Look on the bright side With all the warranty money DC saves on not selling the GC CRD, they can now setup up a national roadside tent repair network for Liberty CRD's. Each station (tent, leftovers of the promo Liberty tents) will be equipped with 100 egr valves, 12 torque converters, radiator and transmission fluid and 1000 handy wipes useful for emergency turbo hose cleanings. These stations will be strategically placed on major interstates, with trained mechanics with special skills to spot struggling Liberty CRD's. Each mechanic will have at least 30 hours of training on:
Spotting a black diesel plume behind Liberty CRD's - the first sign of a dying egr valve
Spotting a frantic Liberty CRD owner as their vehicle refuses to decelerate at signal lights, dancing crazily as the driver frantically fights the brake and finally kills the engine when the TC sticks in the "closed position". A video of how to shift to neutral is provided at no charge if within the 3 year, 36K mile warranty provision. All others will pay a shipping and handling charge of $100 USD per video, which also requires a European 220V PAL VCR/television to view. Available as soon as ULSD is available at every station.
Airial spotting skills from helicoptors on freeway acceleration ramps - CRD's who accelerate and then lurch wildly as the driver lifts off the pedal at 65 mph. These drivers are expecting the vehicle to cruise smoothly instead of the bucking and lurching they incur - they need a pamplet, a video and a 10 step program to break this bad habit of expectation as "all of the CRD's run this way" - but these CRD owners stubbornly refuse to believe this is normal. They need to be educated in the ways of diesel lore of German heritage via deprogramming of their gasser bad habits.
Moaning/smoking rear brakes - each mechanic will be equipped with a heat seeking, laser guided rocket pack, warhead tipped with a CO2 fire extinguisher cartridge. Also packed into the warhead is a pound and a half of instructional confetti, explaining how to properly use sticking rear brakes in a safe and 13K/37K mile saving manner, whichever avoids warranty repair first. Targetting practice will be provided to these "Top Gun" techs, as warranty reimbursement will not be provided to techs who extinguish brake fires of a non Jeep nature.
As a last resort, a glossy for the new ML/GL diesel SUV will be provided for each CRD owner who can no longer stand the monthly dealer repair visit. This will restore confidence and contentment to the DC customer. The glossy has a minimal 6 dollar charge, refundable on the purchase of any ML320 or GL 350 CDI with the premium sunroof package.