"Seriously, there is so much in there that you don't need. Condoms, the superglue, a comb? Seriously...a comb? Who cares how you look when you're in a survival situation. And just in case you want to take pictures of you and your family's misery, they give you a disposable camera!"



Actually the Superglue is an excelent addition to the FirstAid kit! I've saved many a hunting/camping/beach trips with a Dab of superglue (cyanoacrilate) to "glue" cuts or abrasions that may of otherwise ruinned an outing with a trip to the ER .

I'd rather be in the survival situation requiring condoms. Thinking back, I had a few of those situations in high school. That's it, firearms out, condoms in. And the new mantra is:

It's better to need one and not have it than have one and not need it.

Later,
The "Safe" Survivalist

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Food and Water
Water - 15 liters
(Please note: amount
of water listed on
brochure is incorrect.)


so is the pic wrong or the 15 liters part? kinda detrimental for the lazy survivalist

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3.7l
roof lightbar
front brush guard
everthing else is stock for now

A condom would make a pretty nifty waterproof case for the harmonica, incase you needed to swim across a body of water but still wanted to hear some music on the other side.

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And when you get off that water, what do you hear?

Banjo ...

Uh oh.

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"Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare ... some would say it has yet to occur on Earth" --- Stephen Hawking

Sounds like "Deliverance" and if that's the case all you would need is the "Bear Swatter" previously mentioned - wrapped in the condom of course - to keep your powder dry. Otherwise, you are in BIG trouble if you hear the "Banjo" when you get to the other side.

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Skids, Hooks, Bent Rock Rail, Lifted, A/T's, etc.
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