Ok, so let's examine this enema of a vehicle.......
First, GM takes a SUBURBAN and puts caddy regalia on it. Weird and lazy.
Second, they take the suburban, chop off the back end, and turn it into an odd hybrid truckbed that is too small to be useful, with a leaky plastic "midgate" (purpose?!?) and then add useless plastic buttresses. Plastic-Fantastic and Tupperware indeed.
Third, they take this ugly vehicle, practically weld the truck bed shut with plastic finery, thereby eliminating ONE of only TWO things a suburban is good for, a people mover. It is effectively a 4-5 seater now, with all that extra chassis lugging it down.
Fourth, they paint it with pearlescent paint, which looks pimp-a-licious and cannot take any abuse whatsoever.
And that is stock GM.... sometimes I REALLY hate american cars, and they truly embarrass me from time to time. I always hate american car designers. Drive an Audi or Honda and understand why we don't have a chance. But that is another topic.
THEN this asshat puts on all those UGLY lower fairings, which means this vehicle can never really go offroad, eliminating the final thing a suburban is good for, an offroad 4x4 people mover! Dont forget the FAKE engine heat vents on the side, the exposed fog light bulbs, and the plastic shrouded exhaust. Jesus, this guy is a rocket surgeon.
So, in conclusion, we have an ugly, useless, heavy, tacky, pavement dwelling gas waster with no real function other than daily driver to and fro.
Sad.
EDIT GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I just noticed the fake Ram Air! And he has Dale Earnhart, and a golfball, meaning a WHITE GUY drives this!!!!! GAAAAH!!!!!
_________________ 2003 Jeep Liberty Freedom Edition
3.7L 5-spd 4x4, Rusty's 2.5 in. coil lift
General Grabbers AT2's 245/75-16E on MOABS
EVIC installed, iPod wired, Hella 500's and Grilles
Mopar Bike Rack, Mopar Roof Rack, Black Widow Roof Basket w/ air deflector
Draw-Tite Hitch, Front Tint, Debadged on sides and front
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