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csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

Ill give you guys some advice, I posted this on the G35forum.com back when I had one, but we were taught this and it does work...

Get a custom plate with letters that spell nonsense, but that look the same. First, it will fool cameras should you run red lights, it will confuse anyone that should (for any reason whatsoever) want to record your license tag, and if you ever get stopped by a cop a legal argument is that he wrote the license plate down wrong.

Example

0ODS0DO

(zero oh dee ess zero dee oh)

Or 1LTIIL1

Or WVWNWVN

That one really screws people up.

try 808S08S

Close you eyes, then from some distance look at each one, then try to tell yourself what they were. You will fail every time. Your brain merges similar letters together in an attempt to gather as much info as possible in the shortest time possible. Put it this way, your brain is trying to see what color, height, speed, etc the vehicle is, and doesn't have enough processing power or time to devote to assigning your plate individual letters.....you remember the shape of the dark lines on the white plate, but it will be impossible to distinguish letters.

My job is so much fun.

Burchie · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 10:41 pm

I crack myself up.

:-)r

spencevans · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 11:45 pm

JohnnyCash wrote:

DEB is dead !!!!!! :twisted:

For $15 at the DMV I am now DGN or something like that.
Last thing I heard before leaving work to go to the DMV was "Good-Bye, Little Debbie". :roll:

The new plates were worth every penny !!!

That's too bad I was just getting used to calling you Debbie. :twisted:

Burchie · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 11:50 pm

spencevans wrote:

That's too bad I was just getting used to calling you Debbie. :twisted:

If you look closely, the name hasn't died yet.

JohnnyCash · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 1:40 am

Burchie wrote:

spencevans wrote:

That's too bad I was just getting used to calling you Debbie. :twisted:

If you look closely, the name hasn't died yet.

You people are sick & wrong.
The only possible remnant of the plates is that the jackass that sits next to me to work may have taken a picture of them on his way home.
I will deny everything though.
There is no way he can prove the Jeep in the picture is mine.
It must be a new employee's Jeep.........an employee named Debbie.
My Jeep has different license plates, and that I can prove to them.

jcphoto20 · **Joined:** Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:36 am **Posts:** 507

id rather have the debbie ones, but im secure enough in my manhood.

Gringo Loco · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 9:38 pm

Quote:

You people are sick & wrong.

You are right these people are sick and wrong. I for one won't call you Debbie.

I will call you Debra, it is more proper since we have really never met.

humptyjumped · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 11:20 pm

ahem... hello.... Is it Deb? Come here often?

:lol:

JJsTJ · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 11:30 pm

Burchie wrote:

I crack myself up.

:-)r

i like it. :wink:

jpzkj · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 11:37 pm

I had to read it twice...

Nice work Burchie

What up Deb...

JohnnyCash · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 1:12 am

Well............I do live in Portland, Oregon........the land of alternative lifestyles.
I guess I could be Deb on the weekends if it makes everyone happy.
I would definitely fit in better in this screwed up city.

Jeger · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 5:27 am

Thats funny stuff Burchie

It took me a bit but I finally caught on :oops:

this is spam · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 9:32 am

I once dated a Debbie. Fun girl.

MP Jeeper · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 10:53 pm

csukoh78 wrote:

I don't want to hear it. My plate is 522-NGR.

And I live in Tennessee/Kentucky.

AND I am 6'3, 285 shaved head white guy.

My jeep is beggin' for a-keyin'

I can't believe its possible to get this issued as a state plate, but thar she blows.

ROTFL!

i almost spewed milk all over my keyboard. That's priceless dude. i'll be prayin' 4 you!

csukoh78 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm **Posts:** 501

MP Jeeper wrote:

csukoh78 wrote:

I don't want to hear it. My plate is 522-NGR.

And I live in Tennessee/Kentucky.

AND I am 6'3, 285 shaved head white guy.

My jeep is beggin' for a-keyin'

I can't believe its possible to get this issued as a state plate, but thar she blows.

ROTFL!

i almost spewed milk all over my keyboard. That's priceless dude. i'll be prayin' 4 you!

Yeah, no bull. One of my black friends said "What the hell is a '522'? Is that like a cop radio code or something, like '187' and means 'shoot on site'? Look, a NGR! Shoot him!"

I laughed weakly in embarrassment for myself and the not-so-great state of Tennessee.

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