csukoh78 wrote:
Localized Dermatitis, specifically of the neck, is a common but serious condition.
Symptoms include noticable reddening, weight gain, irregular facial hair growth, body odor, unexplained inter-familial pregnancy, a propensity to drink Budweiser, worship of Nascar drivers, and an insatiable urge to hang silicon testicles from the rear bumper of a vehicle.
Severe cases have shown suicidal tendencies and reckless disregard for personal wellbeing by commiting such acts as "bodyslamming" someone off the roof of a house, swimming while drunk, looking down the muzzle of a gun to see if it is loaded, tressle-jumping into two feet of water, and airborne gully crossings in station wagons.
There is a cure, however. Studies have shown that education, specifically reading, can improve one's IQ. This, in turn, has been shown to dramatically reduce the reddening of the neck. Symptoms will subside in time, although there may be permanent reminders, such as the "LuAnn 'n' Bobby 4-Evr" or "Earnhart Lives" tattoo on your forearm.
,I don't have the Earnhart Lives tat yet ,MMMMMMMM Budweiser