lets here your car pranks

KJ kyle · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:48 pm

did the same thing with a miata..

CrossBones · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:00 pm

tommudd wrote:

Crossbones...one guy that I used to ride with would always come up with a bolt and start asking everyone who lost it, would have everyone looking to see if they lost it off of their bike or not, joke was on him one day as I found a bolt and started asking everyone, he thought I was playing his game , until his license plate bracket fell offf about two miles down the road. You know how much vibration a 48 Pan can have :wink:

Too funny. I'll have to remember that one. :lol:

David Jr · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:03 pm

One of the assistant pastors at my church had gotten a new Dodge p-up, and he was so proud of it too. I got to it, ran a wire from the #1 sparkplug to the passenger seat, so that when he fired it up his wife would get the shock. He never suspected me 'cause i never told him I had spent more time under the hood of a car than he did in the Bible.

A local kid had a white customized Lincoln Mk 7, and he was proud of showing me how much cooler his car was compared to my 1975 Fury. So one night i poured a 5 gallon bucket of chemical paint stripper all over his car. He didn't stop crying for a month.

long_tall_texan · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:51 am

In high school, we, the basketball team, found out that our coach's Mercury Capri would fit sideways between 2 8"steel poles filled with concrete in the parking lot. It would leave about 2" in between each bumper and the pole. About 8 of us just picked it up and carried it over and set it down between the poles. Took him over an hour to drive back and forth to get out of there. Of course, the next day, it took us over an hour to finish running bleachers.

03kjsport · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:56 am

^^^ funny^^^

Jeep4me99 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:13 pm

- V8 Juice in the wiper fluid resevoir

- Best one
When your buddy is drunk and passed out, take his car, pull it up to a tree off the side of the road. Put him in the drivers seat, put his hands on the steering wheel. with lights and radio on. Pile your buddies in as if driving normal. Everyone start yelling and screaming at the same time to LOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Be sure your buddy has a fresh set of draws for that one.

tommudd · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:35 pm

Jeep4me99 wrote:

- V8 Juice in the wiper fluid resevoir

- Best one
When your buddy is drunk and passed out, take his car, pull it up to a tree off the side of the road. Put him in the drivers seat, put his hands on the steering wheel. with lights and radio on. Pile your buddies in as if driving normal. Everyone start yelling and screaming at the same time to LOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Be sure your buddy has a fresh set of draws for that one.

did something similar to a guy who rode to work with me, he would always sleep if I drove but when he drove he wanted me to stay awake and talk to him!
One really snowy day, slick as all get out , he goes to sleep I hit a big parking lot and start sliding and spinning in circles, he wakes up to see a huge hill in front of us and us sliding towards it! he is screaming and yelling until he notices where we are! He NEVER slept while I drove again!

He's also the one that we kept telling a big rat was eating parts of his sandwich everyday, he never believed us until one day he picks up his lunch bag to grab a sandwich and that big old sewer rat is still in the paper lunch sack!!! :lol:

KY Liberty · **Joined:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:46 pm **Posts:** 1195

long_tall_texan wrote:

In high school, we, the basketball team, found out that our coach's Mercury Capri would fit sideways between 2 8"steel poles filled with concrete in the parking lot. It would leave about 2" in between each bumper and the pole. About 8 of us just picked it up and carried it over and set it down between the poles. Took him over an hour to drive back and forth to get out of there. Of course, the next day, it took us over an hour to finish running bleachers.

We did something similar with an MG Midget, except we put it between 2 trees with about 1" between it and the trees. It was there for about 2 weeks before she finally got it out.

KJ 119 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:13 pm

JJsKJ wrote:

Long tie-wraps on the driveshafts or cv axles. Easy one to do even while wheeling.

That one got me good....Dern-It :evil:

ramlebliberty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:01 am

Crank the vent in the front up as high as they go and pour flour down the vents. :twisted:

Fresh broccolli in that hidden area between the backseat and trunk. Seriously after a few days it smells like a fat guy who just ate 100 hot dogs died and rotted back there. My friend tore his car to pieces trying to find out hat was causing the stink, we was about to put the car up for sale when we let him in on the gag. You could still smell it for about a month after he removed it. :twisted:

and we had a friend who worked for a towing company. Our buddy bought a brand new bmw 5 series and was so proud haha, so we towed it while he was at a party a few blocks away and smashed a window (not from his car) on the ground... the look on his face when he stumbled hung over to where he thought his car would be... priceless

omGoddard · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:41 am

I can't think of a lot of them off the top of my head....but

Couple years ago one of my former roommates (who never took showers) was parked in the driveway blocking us all.

So me and the other roommate got some of those "Kazu's" that you blow at new years parties. We taped about 3 or 4 together and stuffed them inside the end of his muffler. The driver had to be in class the next morning at 8am, so of course, he rolls out of bed at 745 running late. He runs to his car, and I just hear a weezzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ down the street. He had to drive thru WVU's campus like that.

tonycrd · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:36 pm

Jeep4me99 wrote:

- Best one
When your buddy is drunk and passed out, take his car, pull it up to a tree off the side of the road. Put him in the drivers seat, put his hands on the steering wheel. with lights and radio on. Pile your buddies in as if driving normal. Everyone start yelling and screaming at the same time to LOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Be sure your buddy has a fresh set of draws for that one.

My mamma taught me its not ok to mess with other people's stuff. :roll:

However when I was still a wrenchmonkey common practice was to smack the emergency fuel cut off relay on your coworkers car so it would never start up after he worked on it. (so not on a customers car!)

After a buddy did an overhaul on his HONDA motorcycle engine (only because it dripped some oil on the garage floor which made his wive very mad) and talking about it every day for about 6 months boring us to death with his engine stories:

As soon as he drove it into the shop to show us all what a great job he did I couldn't wait for him to leave his bike alone for a sec, grabbed an oil dispenser and made an nice oily trail coming from one of the heads al the way to the floor.

You should have seen his face when someone said: 'he dude, your bike seems to leak a drop or two' :shock:

Xodius · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:55 pm

cdiekhans wrote:

A big one that Archaeologists do.... We have to carry rolls of Flagging Tape... All colors, pink, blue, orange.... We take a roll of flagging tape and tie it onto "Something on the rear" of the car/truck .... and then put the flagging tape ON a rear axle, or on the inside of the rear bumper...
After they take off down the road... The first bump they hit... the tape falls off and unrolls.... :twisted:

This Jackassary is called (Giving a tail) or (tailing)...
I am proud to say that my personal best is 2 Full rolls Completely stretched out all of the way! man what a sight! From then on, every time the inspector left the site, he always had to look underneath his car...
Hilarious...

*looks left...looks right*
Yeap, we do do that and yes it is pretty darn funny

I have a BS in Arch and wish I did more of it

I forgot about this one...a buddy of mine in HS had a...yugo and in the winter back in Wisconsin we would move it for him...put it on top of a snow bank, carry it to the foot ball field bleachers, we ever put it up on its side again the building and a bike rack. That was a hard one but it was too funny. He always knew who did it and surprisingly never did anything back to us.

David Jr · **Posted:** Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:53 pm

ramlebliberty wrote:

and we had a friend who worked for a towing company. Our buddy bought a brand new bmw 5 series and was so proud haha, so we towed it while he was at a party a few blocks away and smashed a window (not from his car) on the ground... the look on his face when he stumbled hung over to where he thought his car would be... priceless

Thank you, you just gave me a great idea

Quicksilversurf917 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:30 am

Xodius wrote:

*looks left...looks right*
Yeap, we do do that and yes it is pretty darn funny

I have a BS in Arch and wish I did more of it

I forgot about this one...a buddy of mine in HS had a...yugo and in the winter back in Wisconsin we would move it for him...put it on top of a snow bank, carry it to the foot ball field bleachers, we ever put it up on its side again the building and a bike rack. That was a hard one but it was too funny. He always knew who did it and surprisingly never did anything back to us.

Where you go to school at? Im a senior this year in HS and want to do architechture.... I have got my eye on a few places

Logan · **Posted:** Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:02 pm

take womens pads and put them all over the windows of a buddys cars. unlatch the hood so when they start driving it flies up. one of my buddys has an old cavioler so i dressed up in a monkey suit hid in the trunk and as he was driving home from school i popped out of the backseat and scared the doo doo out of him. and one time my friends pooped in a brown paper bag and put it in under the back seat before a 90 degree football practice, imagine what that smelled like!

03kjsport · **Posted:** Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:42 pm

i saw you logan last week in crystal lake. off 14 turning up main by jewel. i was driving the passat otherwise id have honked.

InCommando · **Posted:** Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:36 pm

1. We have a festival near here where you buy sandwich bags of confetti & throw on everyone as you walk along. Well, we bought two lawn-sized garbage bags full & filled my brother's '68 Super Bee to the beltline. He was not nearly as amused as the rest of us were, especially since we did it as his car was parked in front of his house & he did not go to the festival. Alcohol may or may not have ben involved..... ( circa 1983 )

2. Cheap exhaust whistle from gag store in bosses exhaust pipe. He had his car towed to the shop.... Alcohol may or may not have been involved....( circa 1990 )

3. Often reported, but true in this case: We pushed/carried a hot gym teacher's Midget into the gym during school.... Alcohol was not involved ( circa 1979)

ga_repoman · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:48 am

oh boy the memories

Run the adjuster screws to the head light all the way in so the driver is seaching for helecoptors when the lights are turned on

Fill the old type door handles with vasaline :lol:

Use a lighter to heat up thumb tacks pull off the plastic push pin ends gather 10-12 or so of the pointed metal ends
then put them in the wiper blades of the car (wait till the wipers get turned on )(sCrAtH):twisted:

if you have a friend that works at a dealership you can get hold of the chemical they use to etch windows (and then you can guess)

use wire taps to tap into the brake wire hook to a model rocket igniter that is hooked to the fuse of a big roll of m80's under the car (brake pedal is pressed lights use and bang bang bang)

And the personal favorite and it is possible to use 2 jacks one front one back and balance all four tires on glass coke bottles (older lightweight sports cars)

and so many others

R.Schneck · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:55 pm

My brothers band practiced in the warehouse that i worked in after hours. One cold night one of the guys in the band pissed us all off so while we were all hangin out afterwards we each went out one by one and pissed on one of the door handles, hood latch and trunk lid it wasnt really nice. but man did we laugh as he went to each door to open it then sniffed his fingers, turned back and asked what we did. then on to the next door, man if i hadnt just taken a leak on his car i think i would have peed my pants!

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