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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:21 am 
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Joe was attending his 4x4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4x4 friends Joe left to go back home to his wife.

When Joe's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Joe sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Joe?"

"I didn't have to" was Joe's reply.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see – thru negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."

So here I am!


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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That is dang funny. :lol:

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:lol: :lol: I'd still stay home and have my way with the wife. :twisted:

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wheeee32 wrote:
:lol: :lol: I'd still stay home and have my way with the wife. :twisted:

Yeah me too. But right after, I'd tell her there is more....

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wheeee32 wrote:
:lol: :lol: I'd still stay home and have my way with the wife. :twisted:


Maybe he did before he went camping. :lol:

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