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tjkj2002
 Post subject: Jeeper's revenge
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:54 pm 
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.


Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
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