DirtyKK wrote:
i tend to hit on cougars and get free drinks from random people haha. i have also never bought a girl a drink, unless we know em and theyre with us. if a girl ask for a drink i usually turn it on them to get me a drink first and then i talk to other girls after getting my drink so i dont have to buy them one lol.
Hilarious...I like your style. Having to dig through last night's pants pockets and add up reciepts in the morning sucks, unless they only total $50...congrats. This got me reminiscing of darker days...
The Morning After: Downfalls of a Night Out:
1. Having no recollection of the last few hours of the night and having to ask around trying to figure out what the hell you did last night only to find that your friends are equally baffled.
2. Having to figure out where you are and leave immediately upon waking for fear the fat chick you woke up next to might eat you.
3. Having to pray you don't sh*t your pants in transit.
4. Having to make up stories about why your nose is broken and your shirt is bloody, because you don't have a clue.
5. Having everyone at Bob Evans glare at you because you forgot wash off the erotic art your friends drew all over your face with permanent marker.
6. Being able to relate to the guy in Casino that had his head in a vice.
7. Remembering that you ate White Castle only because your sh*t smells just like it.
8. Having to work.
Zach Galifianakis has some of the best hangover moments; waking up with a bear licking his balls in
Out Cold or finding the tiger in the bathroom in
The Hangover. That whole scene when they wake up in the hotel room in
The Hangover is priceless if you are able to relate to how they are feeling.
These are just a few of the downfalls of partying too hard and is in no way a complete list. I woke up in some strange situations in college and have a fair amount of drunk stories that I probably shouldn't be sharing on a Jeep forum, but this post got me laughing. If I've offended anyone, I am sorry. I'd love to hear some more funny "morning after" stories though.
There are, of course, many more horrible and dangerous things that result from drinking excessively. The most horrible way to wake up would obviously be handcuffed to a hospital bed or not to wake up at all. Many lives are destroyed by irresponsible people that drink and get behind the wheel. I am not advocating excessive or irresponsible drinking and I certainly don't codone driving under the influence.
That being said, party on!
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I'm betting you've just seen a similar photo before. Hey, this may be a trivia question some day.....
Absolutely beautiful area and time of year - golden aspen, elk bugling all around, crisp evenings, rain and light snow up high at night, warm sunshiny days and not a soul around. This trip was a wonderful highlight to a year that had some pretty rough personal times. I tend to like to go off-trail (when backpacking) to really get out in the middle of nowhere, so if you find this valley on a topo map, you'll see there aren't any trails after heading East of trail 543 toward the lake shown just North of Jenkins Mountain.
