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Sir Sam · **Posted:** Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:47 pm

http://jalopnik.com/5504752/the-worlds-worst-custom-corvette

More and larger through that link above.

linewarbr · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:15 am

Whoever is responsible for that should be strung up by their toenails and beaten about the head and shoulders with a shoe. Then, they should be waterboarded an equivalent amount of hours for every square millimeter of horrible, horrible paint applied to that car. After completing the waterboarding, in front of the owner, the 'Vette shall be given into the ownership of a smelly drunk homeless man - since he will treat it better - and the former owner shall be issued a rainbow-colored day-glo tight tanktop that says "I like it hard and fast!" and buttless leather chaps and sent home on a mini-bike. He/ She shall then be required to wear an electric-shock ankle bracelet that will incapacitate them anytime they come within 10 feet of a car dealership.

That person is not worthy of a Chevette, much less a Corvette.

haulin5 · **Joined:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 116

^^Thank you for that. My morning coffee just went straight out my nose! :-)r

TAHOE · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:26 am

haulin5 wrote:

^^Thank you for that. My morning coffee just went straight out my nose! :-)r

So did miine... when I threw up :shock:

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:45 pm

I think 110v to the testicles is in order here folks!

Terry

VMKJCRD · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:04 pm

That my friends is what happens when a xxxxx upgrades from a civic to a vette.
Anyone notice that thing on the dash?? Is that a duck flexing??? :shock:

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:03 am

This one is much more our style.

Prepped by Car and Driver to drive the Dempster Highway.

teckman02 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:46 am

ihatemybike wrote:

This one is much more our style.

Prepped by Car and Driver to drive the Dempster Highway.

now that is a 'vette that i would drive any day

Tokyojoe · **Posted:** Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:45 am

*BARF*

Blasphamy!

nightdrv · **Posted:** Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:07 pm

I just feel cold chills... brrrrr

It's too scary to see that first one. A friend of mine showed me the C&D issue when it came in his mailbox with that red vette. I was so sad.

Poor vette. Shouldn't have to live the dirt life. BUT! Another mag tried the same thing with a 911 AWD. I don't remember which year, but they did a pretty good job at crawling through the easy trails. Super stiff chassis helps alot. (with good suspension and drivetrain).

Anyway, you'll never see mine that way.

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:42 pm

Thats special....................... :dead:

ihatemybike · **Posted:** Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:19 pm

The red Vette was a GM test mule at the end of life about to head to the crusher. Car and Driver talked them into one last hurrah before its destruction. I'd say that a good last trip.

durangotang · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:04 am

I dunno... I think the red one's cool...

The other one looks like Paul Walker molested it... brah

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:07 pm

durangotang wrote:

I dunno... I think the red one's cool...

The other one looks like Paul Walker molested it... brah

x2, better to see a 'vette out getting used as a car rather than sitting in someones garage not getting used.

personally I think the idea of a rally-style vette is neat.

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:02 pm

Spotted again, now with supercharger

http://jalopnik.com/5509630/worlds-worst-custom-corvette-supercharged-update

Diggerfreek · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 pm

Yikes

stumpjumper_09 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:26 pm

durangotang wrote:

I dunno... I think the red one's cool...

The other one looks like Paul Walker molested it... brah

ok that one costed me some mountain dew. Stuff burns ya know.

wecwbe · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:24 am

That's just a whole new kind of stupid! :shock:

It's just sad. Think of all the people that want a vette and will never have one. To think that a perfectly good vette was wasted on someone that would do this to it. It just aint right. :furious:

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