Great Idea on Airport Body Scanners

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Mon May 10, 2010 4:49 pm

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

So simple - it's brilliant.
:BANANA:

DirtyKK · **Posted:** Mon May 10, 2010 5:33 pm

I like it

Fulltimer · **Posted:** Mon May 10, 2010 7:04 pm

GOT MY VOTE!

Terry

JL Rockies · **Posted:** Mon May 10, 2010 9:05 pm

Did you hear about the TSA guy in Miami that killed another TSA guy? Apparently, they were mocking his pinani size after a body scan and he got fed up and went ballistic (no pun intended).

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Sun May 16, 2010 12:33 am

JL Rockies wrote:

Did you hear about the TSA guy in Miami that killed another TSA guy? Apparently, they were mocking his pinani size after a body scan and he got fed up and went ballistic (no pun intended).

No one killed anyone:

Quote:

Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

"[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say 'your sorry,'" the report reads. "Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron]."

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

"[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads.

Negrin was arrested and booked into Miami-Dade County Jail. His arrest photo (above) shows him wearing his blue TSA shirt at the time of the arrest.

The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

The $170,000 machines, which were introduced last year, took some heat from fliers who weren't quite ready to show their bod to government employees.

But if this latest incident is any indication, the scanners sound like good news for anti-terrorism and bad news for less-than-average men.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat ... 71929.html

KJ 119 · **Posted:** Sun May 16, 2010 9:52 am

Mabe it was cold out. :mrgreen:

Wait this is Miami right?Hehehe,Millimeter Peter.

warp2diesel · **Posted:** Sun May 16, 2010 11:38 am

Hang a portrait of Elana Kagan inside the body scanner.
Don't want to get graphic, but like the Legendary Colt Pistol, her portrait would be the big equalizer/re-tractor.

:ROTFL:

InCommando · **Posted:** Sun May 16, 2010 12:05 pm

Sir Sam wrote:

JL Rockies wrote:

Did you hear about the TSA guy in Miami that killed another TSA guy? Apparently, they were mocking his pinani size after a body scan and he got fed up and went ballistic (no pun intended).

No one killed anyone:

Quote:

Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

"[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say 'your sorry,'" the report reads. "Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron]."

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

"[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads.

Negrin was arrested and booked into Miami-Dade County Jail. His arrest photo (above) shows him wearing his blue TSA shirt at the time of the arrest.

The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

The $170,000 machines, which were introduced last year, took some heat from fliers who weren't quite ready to show their bod to government employees.

But if this latest incident is any indication, the scanners sound like good news for anti-terrorism and bad news for less-than-average men.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat ... 71929.html

Sir Sam, your mistake was using facts instead of rumor or anything you can to support an anti-government agenda. I am shocked at you, resorting to actual sources and true citations...shame.... :mrgreen:

Sir Sam · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 12:04 pm

InCommando wrote:

Sir Sam, your mistake was using facts instead of rumor or anything you can to support an anti-government agenda. I am shocked at you, resorting to actual sources and true citations...shame.... :mrgreen:

I don't make mistakes, I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was mistaken.

Don't worry, there is lots more hearsay and conjecture where that came from. -Why do you think they keep pennies in circulation? Its because each penny since 1982 has a chip in it to record our DNA, man.

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