Imbibing sounds like a good plan - Thankfully I have a well-stocked closet of rum, seeing as I'm 'motivationally challenged' at the moment.
So the afternoon's adventure is over, and the cylinder head has been removed. The turbo has also been pulled, the thermostat, the airbox... and a great deal of other components that make me NEVER want to be this deep in this thing again.
What have I discovered on the underside of my head then? Smashed valves perhaps? maybe an impact point? A shiny divot in one of the pistons? All wrong.
Nothing. Nothing at all unusual to be seen.
Have a look at the pictures here then, and tell me if YOU can see anything off about this. The pistons themselves all seem fine too, although I need to drain them of coolant that washed out of the head when I picked it up. The head gasket looks perfect, there are NO indications at all of any combustion leaks, and again, nothing obvious to indicate where that tapping had developed from.
edit: I'm a moron, here is the link to the pictures:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/c0npjrm81kuwgxx/t0V1RQfnQKWhen I pulled the codes 2 days ago, this is what I received from the computer:
P0101 - Mass air circuit range / performance problem (at 59mph)
P0107 -MAP circuit low input (Probably b/c I pulled the codes when the engine was in pieces and it was unplugged)
P0113 - Intake Air Temp Circuit high input (maybe again b/c the engine was in pieces?)
P0118 - Engine Coolant High Input (Ok, this has to be b/c it was in pieces now)
P0193 - Fuel Rail Pressure Circuit High input (yup - it was disconnected at that time)
P0234 - Engine Overboost Condition
P0303 - Cylinder #3 Misfire Detected (Ah HA!)
P2294 - Fuel Pressure Regulator #2 Control Circuit (yea, b/c the whole rail was on the table)
So it detected #3, which is exactly where I had THOUGHT I heard the tapping coming from. So it looks like one of those 4 valves is buggered... Not that I can see it from the outside.
The next step will be taking the entire head on Monday to a shop to be looked over and tested... How that will be done is anyone's guess. The shop that did the engine replacement for me DID send out the head to someplace in South Florida, so maybe I will be taking it to the same place. I'm also contemplating taking the 4 injectors to a Bosch shop I know so they can be tested and cleaned... but maybe that doesn't need to be done just because the engine WAS running well up until the tapping started.