You Might own a CRD IF....

mrkake · **Posted:** Sat May 04, 2013 10:53 am

They are all so true that it hurts...and yet still funny. Here's another...

If you read through all of these chuckling and still have no intention of getting rid of it...

Silverdiesel · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 12:45 pm

X2 to the man from Sin City!

MedicPatriot · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 12:36 am

Drewd wrote:

...you've been yelled at by the gas station attendant warning you not to be diesel into your tank

I will never forget the day that happened to me.

The guy runs out frantically trying to warn me. I mean YELLING "NO NO NO". Then he is amazed that this thing even exists and we have a long conversation about it. Doesn't even care that I have a handgun holstered on my hip.

Good old West Virginia...

MedicPatriot · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 12:42 am

You might own a Jeep Liberty CRD if you don't talk about it negatively while in it for fear of it seeking revenge on you by breaking.

kjjet · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 4:04 pm

If you owned a GM car or truck, then your used to constantly working on your vehicle. :ROTFL:

teckman02 · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 10:11 pm

kjjet wrote:

If you owned a GM car or truck, then your used to constantly working on your vehicle. :ROTFL:

you forgot to add fords to the list

kjjet · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 8:43 am

teckman02 wrote:

kjjet wrote:

If you owned a GM car or truck, then your used to constantly working on your vehicle. :ROTFL:

you forgot to add fords to the list

I did not. I have several Fords now and over 12 since i was 16. I have never worked on one as much as this CRD or my friends GM's. If Ford puts a Diesel in a small truck or SUV i will be the first to get one. Dodge or GM never! Jeep never again!

BUT.....I do plan to keep the CRD for a wile yet. I like to punish myself at times.

Hexus · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 11:28 am

If you've actually talked on the phone with Corey at ID Parts, and Keith at GDE, you definitely own a CRD.

obthomas · **Joined:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:29 pm **Posts:** 28

If the ESP/BAS and ABS light come on and you are not worried and know that the right rear speed sensor wire is the problem you might own a CRD :-)r

Hexus · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 3:03 pm

If every time your TPMS light flashes and dings at you randomly 1-12 days apart you give your dashboard the finger and scream obsceneties because you have replaced all of them, twice...

You might own a CRD.

geordi · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 2:10 am

Hexus wrote:

If you've actually talked on the phone with Corey at ID Parts, and Keith at GDE, you definitely own a CRD.

Uhm.... Have them in my contacts list.

CATCRD · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 9:44 pm

If you remember your idle MAF number but not your anniversary date, you might own a CRD.

jinstall · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 12:17 am

If you have paid more in repairs over the past 20 months than everyone else has paid for their 2nd hand CRD.

obthomas · **Joined:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:29 pm **Posts:** 28

If you have ever heard of a viscous heater you might own a CRD. :BANANA:

flman · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 7:36 pm

racertracer wrote:

Your wife says she's had enough .... it's either that car or me.

And you reply, well, I gonna miss you I guess.......................... :ROTFL:

Actually, I cant get wifey to part with her CRD either.

mikey1273 · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 8:44 am

flman wrote:

racertracer wrote:

Your wife says she's had enough .... it's either that car or me.

And you reply, well, I gonna miss you I guess.......................... :ROTFL:

Actually, I cant get wifey to part with her CRD either.

I have to agree I WOULD NOT part with my CRD if a significant other ever said "it or me" My response would be nice knowing you. :ROTFL:

I know that some members seem to have troubles with there's but like someone else said mine has been fairly good. Its been at least as reliable as the Subaru it replaced as my DD. sure I have had issues. I had my first window reg. failure not long ago, a problem with the power seats, sunroof leak that is the drain tubes clogging up. it has needed tires and brakes same as any vehicle and when the got shady I spent the $ to lift it with OME parts. Other than a thermostat failure I have had no failure issues with the engine in over 3 years. I have GDE and Provent.
Reading these things some make me smile some I think so glad not me yet, but overall the issues I have had are more "Jeep things" not CRD things. I am seeing the 100,000 mile service is going to be no fun. I'm calling ID Parts for the parts but not 100% sure who to hire to do the work, Diesel Pro in Glen rock, pa has told me they would be willing to work on it. other mechanics will only do repairs not involving the engine. mention working on a diesel engine to most mechanics around me and you'd think you asked them to fix a flying saucer. I love the Jeep CRD and am strangely more attached to it than any vehicle I ever owned possible..... faults and all.

audiboy86 · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 12:03 pm

You might on a CRD if you now understand the meaning of a love hate relationship. I love her when she is running and the looks she gets and my wallets hates her when she goes down :-)r

or when it is time to upgrade :twisted:

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bentstrider83 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:43 am **Posts:** 42

If for the first time in your life you've got stacks of brochures for different auto/heavy truck repair school programs sitting on your night-stand.

If you've been pushed to switching careers due to consistent, vehicle-related woes.

Then you might own a CRD.
Save money, become a better man, learn to fix it yourself.

racertracer · **Posted:** Sat May 18, 2013 5:11 pm

If your vehicle is used to reduce your carbon footprint, by helping to create a greener environment and lessening the use of foreign oil by way of converting the free fryer oil you collect from a local restaurant into Biodiesel, all helping to pay down vehicle expenses, you might own a CRD.

Twigpig · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 7:38 pm

And if you get whiplash and squinty eyed reading the rear end of evry kj you pass to see if it says 3.7 or CRD,....lol

You Might own a CRD IF....

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