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tommudd · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:39 am

He must of been going through New York!
First time I took a rig through there I cruising down the street and all of a sudden I see 12 ft 10 inches on a sign.
WHOA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stop and of course being New York the horns are blaring, fingers are raised, etc .........cop walks up and asks whats wrong, I point to the sign and tell him I'm right at 13 ft 6 inches , he in one of the great New York voices says" Ah come on you be in New York now, we measure from the sidewalk up to the bridge, get out of here!"
So slowly I go and sure enough all kinds of room
Maybe different now but man my first trip out onto Long Island was a butt clencher
of course that turned into me pulling up to a house to move a lady to Texas.
Went in the house and thats when she broke the news to her husband that she was moving out :shock:

man was she cute :-)r

tommudd · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:42 am

After 13 hours of going through every box, bag, suitcase,etc of my wife's things as far as paper work, clothes etc trying to find one particular filing date that Immigration needed
FOUND IT ten minutes ago :pepper:

Not even going to mention where I found it
You know the saying last place you look is where it will be, well it was :banghead:

BugginKJ · **Joined:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:35 pm **Posts:** 4576

TwoBobsKJ wrote:

BugginKJ wrote:

I had the EXACT same question when I got off 475 at Douglas. Ars clown making a left looked over, rolled his window down and asked it. I told him, nope no rain, I had to pee really bad and just couldn't hold it :shock:

I wish I had a camera for the look on his face :ROTFL:

People are amazing, aren't they?

Reminds me of a Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign..." routine:

A trucker's rig was too tall for an overpass and he plowed into it but good. As he was waiting on the side of the road a trooper pulled up, got out of his cruiser, looked at the overpass then looked at the truck. He walked over to the truck driver and said, "Your truck hit that overpass?"

Without missing a beat the trucker looked at the trooper and said, "Nope, I was deliverin' that overpass and my rig just ran out of fuel..."

Here's your sign...

The few service calls in the past that I have had to deal with that exact same issue none of the drivers were quick enough to come up with anything like that other than one fellow. He said to the DOT officer when he smacked the bridge something along these lines....."I run the same route, same freight, same dang thing everyday and have for more years than you've been alive. I was just bored and wanted to spice things up a bit plus not only that I wanted to see if my vision was good enough still to hit that tiny little cup. Ya know at my age hitting a little cup for a test is real hard but I must say the bridge was the easiest test I passed so far" :jester:

tommudd wrote:

After 13 hours of going through every box, bag, suitcase,etc of my wife's things as far as paper work, clothes etc trying to find one particular filing date that Immigration needed
FOUND IT ten minutes ago :pepper:

Not even going to mention where I found it
You know the saying last place you look is where it will be, well it was :banghead:

Good luck!!!!!!

501 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:53 pm

tommudd wrote:

After 13 hours of going through every box, bag, suitcase,etc of my wife's things as far as paper work, clothes etc trying to find one particular filing date that Immigration needed
FOUND IT ten minutes ago :pepper:

Not even going to mention where I found it
You know the saying last place you look is where it will be, well it was :banghead:

Good luck Tom, hope things work out this time!!

tommudd · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:35 pm

Well everything sent in for my wife now, every little thing they could ask for. 45 email messages from the Senators Immigration Aide this morning and i think 50 from me to her, shes done and mailed out express mail a few minutes ago.
NOW on to my step sons , needing copy of his birth certificate to prove he wasn't over 16 when my wife and I married and not over 21 currently. Now I can see the over 21 now but what makes the difference how old he was when we got married ya know???
Rules and regulations
anyone can say what they want about illegals ( yes some are bad but ) the amount of time/money and BS you have to go through I can see how and why it happens.

Rant over

Leeann · **Joined:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:19 pm **Posts:** 523

tommudd wrote:

Moles............I've never had them as bad as they are now, by the time I get back home there will be no yard left , maybe no house since it will fall into one of the tunnels

We accidently drowned a couple of the little, um, buggers recently...the hose for the sump drain just happened to end up in a tunnel :-)r

And I hear you on immigration. My sister-in-law and brother went through a bleep-ton amount of paperwork and PITA to get citizenship after they were married.

John3:17 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:55 pm

I hope everything goes well Tom! :pepper:

I took the kj on an excursion to Lancaster this past weekend and found myself in traffic thinking " they'll be sorry if they pull out in front of me, the ARB will squash them".
Might be a title for a new post - "You know you have an ARB bumper if" :ROTFL:

BugginKJ · **Joined:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:35 pm **Posts:** 4576

tommudd wrote:

Well everything sent in for my wife now, every little thing they could ask for. 45 email messages from the Senators Immigration Aide this morning and i think 50 from me to her, shes done and mailed out express mail a few minutes ago.
NOW on to my step sons , needing copy of his birth certificate to prove he wasn't over 16 when my wife and I married and not over 21 currently. Now I can see the over 21 now but what makes the difference how old he was when we got married ya know???
Rules and regulations
anyone can say what they want about illegals ( yes some are bad but ) the amount of time/money and BS you have to go through I can see how and why it happens.

Rant over

Which is also why many have chosen to be Canadian, much easier there. I do know of a few folks that I have spoken to have said the opposite. One has said everything was filled out for them and their gas station/connivence marts were all but up and running for them when they got here :shock:

tommudd · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:56 am

All depends on what country you are coming from also.
If there is war or other political things going on in your country then its much easier to bring someone in. My wife's partly was due to the Fulbright scholarship she came in on in the first place. All types of strings attached to it although they give you ways around it, they won't approve it if you apply for them. Trust me over the last 9 years we have tried every angle there is. Plus I could have done an ultimate SFA almost real easy with the money paid out. :ROTFL:

So even if she would of went Canadian she wouldn't of been able to come to the US until her time away was up.
Quiz me sometime on Immigration, its been my reading subject every night trying to find a new angle :ROTFL:

tommudd · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:45 am

East bound and down, loaded up and jeepin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "mudd" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
There's Jeep parts in Hatfield and we need em' in Swanton.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

:JEEPIN:

Ted15 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:51 am

tommudd wrote:

East bound and down, loaded up and jeepin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "mudd" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
There's Jeep parts in Hatfield and we need em' in Swanton.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

:JEEPIN:

See if he needs a beta tester for a 4" lift :shock:

BugginKJ · **Joined:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:35 pm **Posts:** 4576

Ted15 wrote:

tommudd wrote:

East bound and down, loaded up and jeepin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "mudd" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
There's Jeep parts in Hatfield and we need em' in Swanton.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

:JEEPIN:

See if he needs a beta tester for a 4" lift :shock:

Too late Mr. Ted :goink:

Just hung up with ya Tom. Won't bother with the pm since it's also what we talked about :jester:

. Drive safe and have FUN! :pepper:

Ted15 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:49 pm

BugginKJ wrote:

Ted15 wrote:

tommudd wrote:

East bound and down, loaded up and jeepin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "mudd" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
There's Jeep parts in Hatfield and we need em' in Swanton.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

:JEEPIN:

See if he needs a beta tester for a 4" lift :shock:

Too late Mr. Ted :goink:

Just hung up with ya Tom. Won't bother with the pm since it's also what we talked about :jester:

. Drive safe and have FUN! :pepper:

Mr. Ted is sad now :cry:

TwoBobsKJ · **Joined:** Fri May 11, 2012 8:03 pm **Posts:** 463

tommudd wrote:

East bound and down, loaded up and jeepin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "mudd" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
There's Jeep parts in Hatfield and we need em' in Swanton.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

:JEEPIN:

Safe travels, Tom! Here's to a Jeep full of goodies :BANANA:

Bob

tommudd · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:32 pm

Life is good in Pa I think, after my GPS took me on some real interesting roads
Wish I would of brought my glasses :banghead:

backroads and sun glasses are not the best way to find the hotel :ROTFL:

profdlp · **Posted:** Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:10 pm

tommudd wrote:

...backroads and sun glasses are not the best way to find the hotel :ROTFL:

It worked for these guys:

BugginKJ · **Joined:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:35 pm **Posts:** 4576

Ted15 wrote:

Mr. Ted is sad now :cry:

Deal with it :goink:

tommudd wrote:

Life is good in Pa I think, after my GPS took me on some real interesting roads
Wish I would of brought my glasses :banghead:

backroads and sun glasses are not the best way to find the hotel :ROTFL:

The best of everything is found on the back roads of America, but of course ya knew this already :wink:

Glad ya made it safe and sound, well as sound as ya was when ya left :ROTFL:

By the way.............since this 03CDKJ goof nut no longer technically is an Ohio resident (I mean he has evaded the Feds by state jumping and not to mention changing his driver license) doesn't that knock him waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy off the the #2 or was is 3 spot or even make him some sort of illegal alien? :shock:

3 less lil furry diggers in my compound :pepper:

Just in from the AP..............home owner is gaining rapid ground on fuzzy cute creatures and is refusing to give up until every last one of them have been eradicated. The home owner is reporting that the furry lil (insert favorite inflammatory adjectives that just breathe hate) seem to be in a massive retreat.
More at 11, now onto other news....................
:jester:

Ted15 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:37 am

BugginKJ wrote:

Ted15 wrote:

Mr. Ted is sad now :cry:

Deal with it :goink:

pppffffffttt :jester:

TAHOE · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:32 am

Tom, should've just had your wife and step son go to Mexico sneak across boarder....instant healthcare, welfare, SS#, and future citizenship! Sad the hoops you all are having to go trying to do it by the book through when millions just walk through the back, err, front door.

So, my son turned 16 couple weeks ago, had a party for him last Saturday. Two of my sisers and niece are now making cakes, using the fondant and all like the Cake Boss. So, they made him this cake, turned out pretty well. Tractor is rice crispies covered in fondant, tires are chocolate donuts, bottom is chocolate and white cake. Poor dogs look like they got run over haha. Oh yea, you can be assured I made fun of them for that haha.

Here is picture they went off of

TwoBobsKJ · **Joined:** Fri May 11, 2012 8:03 pm **Posts:** 463

BugginKJ wrote:

3 less lil furry diggers in my compound :pepper:

Just in from the AP..............home owner is gaining rapid ground on fuzzy cute creatures and is refusing to give up until every last one of them have been eradicated. The home owner is reporting that the furry lil (insert favorite inflammatory adjectives that just breathe hate) seem to be in a massive retreat.
More at 11, now onto other news....................
:jester:

Hart, you need to do a series of YouTube videos documenting your pursuit. I mean, I laugh every time I read about your exploits - imagine it on video. :ROTFL:

Bob

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